Budget: Candles $3600

this year’s prom theme is… *opens envelope* Great Lakes Invasive Species And What Boaters Can Do To Stop Them

And the subject of tonight’s ecology panel is *turns on powerpoint* Enchantment Under the Sea

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

my ethical way of being a vampire: I basically specifically kill/bite the people I want to because I don’t like them or feel like it and I’m always right because I’m smart

you people aren't CASTING

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

Someone edit his picture to have laser eyes I genuinely can’t find one on my own

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

then it's worthless to me