Budget: Candles $3600

now let’s see him getting triggered during sex

it's always two distinguished gentlemen saying precisely to each other

Just saw the word "underfed" written down and spent a good ten seconds trying to imagine what the state of being "derfed" could possibly be, and how one would go about undoing it, before it clicked.

"WW1 soldiers were underfed" fuck man... Not only they sent them off to a war, but then they took their derf away too?? Fucked up

wear the fuck is all the furry art of Smokey the Bear

like I don't even want to bang him, that's not my cup of tea, but I'm offended on his behalf. this guy has to be countless peoples gay furry awakening.

oh my god I used the wrong version of "where" in the first post and didn't even notice. take me out.

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

“Guys stop bullying my wiretap”

#did we all collectively forget why Big Brother was called that