Budget: Candles $3600

stay vigilant. there are still people out there who will try to convince you that eating fruit is somehow bad for your body

We need a mona lisa emoji for when you want to express an unknown emotion

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

my liege you cannot trust this buffoon. he doesn’t even begin every other sentence with “my liege.” he‘ll never whisper in your ear the way i do it, my liege. sire. your fuckableness

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

Any good story needs an ending. Any good story needs an ending!! Any good story needs and ending!!! To make a point you need a period, not a comma!!!!!

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

🧛 nathing vrong vith me