Budget: Candles $3600

Cavemen didn't have clocks yet, so it was a mystery to them why the sun suddenly started setting and rising an hour later or earlier when daylight savings changed over. Now we know.

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

He’s a cancer

Oh snaps he’s older than me!

He turned 35 as of 2021!!

He turned 36 as of 2022!!

He turned 37 as of 2023!!

He turned 38 as of 2024!!

He turned 39 as of 2025!!

He turned 40 as of 2026!!

do you guys wanna see the most perfectest png of my cat

ohhhhhh bubby from orange cats

WHATS HE DOING UP THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love how this site plays with .JPG .PNG's like dolls.

@kittybroker

Polite and perfect gargoyle watching over for the upstanding price of only $98.60!

my people will vagueblog your people

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.