Office Of Dr Lombriz

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

the cici's pizza mr pibb hits different

could you make up some more words please :)

wawa gobbler

belly laughing while sloshing my chalice around in my many ringed hand

obviously dietary requirements aren't a joke but my grandma sometimes runs errands for her church and i asked her what she's up to today and she said extremely seriously "ive got to track down the body of the gluten free christ, julia"

this totally scans for a swear intensifier btw. what in the gluten free christ is going on here, Julia

helicopters are bugs

phone somehow autocorrected "the joker" to "the worker." why so devoid of class consciousness, batman

I just felt someone Z-target me

[clearly circle-strafing you] don't be ridiculous

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

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does anyone have the “my wife is home” r/ambien post