Goat bites person at petting zoo 405 times

I will lock in tomorrow like nobody has ever locked in before

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

bachibros trying to gas their manga into the upper echelons of shonen fandom via luring fujos into the community is one of my favorite moments in internet history. they were genuinely popping bottles when the first yaoi fan art dropped

He needs mouse bites to live

sigh. i miss everyone's ocs. can everyone update me on what their ocs are doing rn. or if you've made new ocs in my absence. thank you

"oh this must be for OP's close mutuals/followers" wronggggg. i'm nosy about everyone's ocs. so lets hear it !