Goat bites person at petting zoo 405 times

The world most popular woodcock.

of course it is just look at it

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

This is kinda ominous ngl

Gotta compliment him on his reflexes. No hesitation. Just described exactly what he was seeing, regardless of what it was.

[VD: A weatherman is giving a report and pointing to a map, saying "feel like temperatures really take a tumble too, because after the storm-" before he is interrupted by the screen going black and then displaying a picture of some baby spinach. He says, "um," then immediately points to the screen and confidently announces, "this is baby spinach." /End VD]

remember to leave out milk and rusty blades for jigsaw tonight

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

this is my favorite comic ever i never don’t want to see it on my dash

is he … you know … open to interpretation?

the sign in button?

you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.