Sometimes It Takes A Man To Be Best Girl

Ya know what I should kidnap a princess it's been awhile since I've done something fun for myself

Okay so it's been a few months since I kidnapped the princess and uh. No one has come to try to rescue her yet. Like at all. I sent a spy to the kingdom and they just don't care. Like they know she's gone and they're not bothering. She's been crying for a few days straight now. Idk what I'm supposed to do here.

An update on the princess. She kinda broke and was very... hollow for a bit there. It took some time to get her interested in learning magic but she eventually came around to it. I'm trying to goad her into reaping bloody vengeance on the family that abandoned her but she's just been really focused on her studies. Maybe once she's more capable, she is still a beginner after all.

It's been a couple of months and the princess' progess on her magical studies is absolutely *stellar* I swear this kid is a generational prodigy she's already bent a Cambion to her will and is casting higher level necromancy and evocation spells. She's such a good apprentice. Is this what it's like to be a proud dad? I'm buying her a gift. Teenage girls enjoy tomes full of dark rituals and such, yeah?

All the men I hunt for sport are sustainably and ethically sourced.

have you seen him?

just checking in to make sure you've seen him. have a great night.

or morning, or afternoon, if you got the chance to take a look at him. if possible. thanks.

Someone will point out the disproportionate popularity of White male characters and people will come out of the woodwork to go 'that's not racism or misogyny it's just this character is more interesting/hot/relatable' as if the very notion that White men are more interesting/hot/relatable than women or characters of colour isn't literally racism and misogyny. Thanks for proving the point!

the avatar movies are kinda funny because they are technically Fantasy Racism Movies but only because basically everyone is sci fi racist in some way

the humans hate the na’vi for not letting them do colonialism. the navi don’t like the humans either for obvious reasons but then it spills over into the way they treat humans who are actively helping them (spider, by neytiri). the na’vi really don’t like the avatars either. the reef people are ok towards the forest people but not great towards the mixed children of the forest people and the avatars. does anyone just not have prejudices towards anyone else in this franchise

When people bitch and moan that conservative comedians are getting “cancelled” I want to grab them by the throat and scream at them that the Director of The Matrix One of The Most Successful Action Movies Of All Time can’t get funds for another movie because she’s transgender.