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deadgravity

The eel knowing Ava's name felt like a "Oh great, it's Liv" moment in Iron Lung. I know it's psychic and stuff, but they clearly have beef between them with the tone used.

tsunflowers

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

greenlaughter

Kinda ironic how properly 'woke' treatment of servants by nobles would line up pretty tidily with being well-treated today. Like,

Decent, livable wages

Proper pension

You get the medical care and aid needed when sick

Being spoken to politely

Hiring a few more servants than technically needed (if possible) so that if someone gets sick/has an emergency it doesn't leave everyone struggling to pick up the slack

Adding onto this, hiring the correct number of people required to do the intended task, not the bare minimum

Maybe some light, friendly small talk here and there. Ex: "Thank-you for the tea, Martha. May I inquire as to the continued health of your mother?" "Yes, ma'am. She is doing quite well at the moment; the doctor gave her an ointment for her leg, and she's walking on it again. We're all ever so relieved, ma'am, Father thought she might have become bedridden otherwise." "I'm glad to hear it. That will be all for now, Martha, do remind cook that we shall be dining this evening at seven, not six." "Yes, ma'am."

Et cetera

Turns out, being a good boss looks pretty similar, regardless of who you're the boss of. Who knew?

(You know, besides everyone in the service industry or who's had to work under a jerk.)

ahallister

An important thing to point out is that historically, servants tended to be quartered within your home, and while I'm sure this seems like a convenience and even a 'benefit' of employ, it is actually a sword hovering over the servant, who will be homeless should they ever do anything to displease you. Ensuring that your servants do not have to risk losing a roof over their head if they make a mistake would also be extremely 'woke'. And this lines up with the modern US practice of tying healthcare to your employment, such that losing your job can mean crippling medical debt!

See also: company towns

tsunflowers

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

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op says we can repost

hussyknee

How long have you been on Tumblr?

Over 16 years (before 2010) (toddlers in the dawn of the ant colony)

16 to 14 years (2010-2012) (livejournal and Myspace refugees)

13 to 11 years (2013-2015) (you used to follow thebootydiaries)

10 to 8 years (2016-2018) (era of Russian bot conspiracy)

7 to 3.5 years (2019-2022) (post sex ban to Goncharov)

3.5 years or less (2023–2026) (Twitter refugee)

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

Rebagel for science pls.

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hemipenal-system

*flirting* if you pass out around me, by the time you wake up from the pain of being eaten alive your leg will be too eaten for you to get away from me

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depsidase

poobletoods

i am no longer fucking asking

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for all your no longer fucking asking needs

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klapollo

if youre in the US (especially the northeast + michigan) i would avoid bagged salads/greens and generally wash your produce very thoroughly unless you want the diarrhea parasite

klapollo

Michigan is experiencing its largest outbreak of a parasitic infection that causes severe diarrhea. Nearly 1,000 people have been diagnosed

this is not life-threatening, but also who wants weeks of diarrhea and a fucking parasite in them lol. if you suspect you've already had this and it's passed, i would see a doctor. you might need an antiparasitic anyway. if you're actively sick, see a doctor and they might be able to prescribe medication to help you get over it faster.

try to avoid eating raw vegetables, scrub fruit with a produce brush and rinse thoroughly with water. again, don't bother with premade greens or bagged salads. if you buy lettuce, remove the outer 2-3 layers of leaves.

there are UNVERIFIED rumors that the greens have been linked to a company that sources to taco bell. some locations have been actively pulling fresh ingredients like lettuce, avocado, and pico de gallo to mitigate the threat, so i would avoid any products from them just in case. considering how vast supply chains are, i'd be wary of any fast food greens in general for now.

official-michigan-posts

not again

beastliness

someday I hope someone finds me interesting enough to preserve me for scientific use

beastliness

if you really liked me you'd prepare me with formalin and suspend me in a glass jar of isopropyl alcohol

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