Sometimes It Takes A Man To Be Best Girl

I MISS THE HEADPHONE JACK FUCK YOU!!!!!!

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

quite honestly i don't see how you're supposed to work a full-time job that's actively destroying your body when you're already disabled in order to pay for your medications without turning to substance abuse, and it's like nobody wants to address that at all, it's all like my fault that i'm an alcoholic or whatever because it would be bad for a therapist to actually acknowledge that the position i'm in is cruel and intended to be this way to kill us

There’s a gimmick blog right behind me with a gun to my head

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NYEH HEH HEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL SWOON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Why hello there! @incorrect-sonic-lore is also here

"Welcome, welcome one and all! Now, don't you think denying your showhost and fellow contestants to simply...be there isn't at least a bit rude?"

Fuck op specifically signed Carmen

Autism is some monkey's paw sort of shit, you've got the power to give people the most devastating rip-your-scalp-off level insults that will haunt them for life, with a completely straight face, but the catch is that you don't do it on purpose and also have no idea that you're doing it at all before people get mad at you for no apparent reason again.