Pax Soprana

kindness is Tom Waits. the library is Tom Waits. you dont even have to listen to Tom Waits to be Tom Waits

99% of Andrew Tate haters give up before the UAF confirm they *will* drone strike him and his brother.

THAR SHE BLOWS!! A LIFTED BLACK FORD F150 WITH TINTED WINDOWS. PASSENGER PRINCESS, GET THE HARPOONS!!!!!

I just saw a video title on YouTube that said something like “Why is glass transparent?” And that’s an interesting question and I’m sure it’s great that the video exists but my first thought was like “Because glass is terrible, obviously.” Because it’s unwieldy and let’s out warmth and needs to be heated to hundreds of degrees to be shaped and turns into hundreds of tiny daggers if you drop it. Why the hell would we bother with that if it didn’t have some magical quality like being totally transparent despite being solid? Glass is transparent because if it weren’t, we’d use something else.

looking through my “me” tag and this is apparently what I was thinking 3 years ago

this is amazing and I’m really glad I reblogged that old bullshit post because I got to learn this

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

Speaking at a NATO summit this week, US President Rihanna reaffirmed her commitment to the alliance, telling the assembled leaders that under the new administration they could continue to "stand under the US nuclear umbrella, ella, ella." German Chancellor Friedrich Merz described this as "a wake up call for Europe," presumably out of force of habit

rabbits are lucky on account of all the clover like they eat so much clover that they're bound to be chowing down on some four-leafed ones and all of the luck from those few lucky clovers is heavy (good luck weighs more than bad luck or neutral luck does) so it slips down the body and gets stored in the rabbit's feet and that's how their feet are so strong and able to hop so far it's all the luck.