generally✨️unhinged

I believe in chubby tummy supremacy

you ever smell something randomly and suddenly you're 12 years old again reliving a memory

i pull out my handgun and shoot myself in the head and the bullet flies cleanly through the hole that was already there from when i shot myself in the head last week

i do think cultivating the ability to find cuteness in weird shit you aren't into is critical to being an enlightened pervert, lest you fall down the Perpetually Angry at Nothing Path

Experimental indie horror game about baseball: Umpyr

Although we have stood at the home plate and see the lines indicating first and third, the diamond extends an unknown distance into a sprawling complex of indoor grass fields, tennis courts, locker rooms and maintenance tunnels. First base is 60 miles away as the crow flies. Sonar-based methods suggest the existence of third base, but it would take longer than a human lifetime to travel there -- a "generation ship" plan is being formulated. Second base is only theorized.

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible