generally✨️unhinged

how to stop feeling like the weird kid in the back of class who messes with matches and doesn’t know how to play correctly

ppl doing long distance pet play on here is so fucking funny like your dog is off its leash bro . it’s in another state

No baby, you can’t cum. It’s cute to see you beg for it tho, do it again.

job markets so fuckeeedd rn i applied to like 60 different positions for swirly glasses oversized labcoat scientist girl who makes tf potions and i didn't even get a single call back

there should be a second pride month in fall or winter for people who have heat intolerance. no other reason.

the stablemaster knows every horse in the city by name but still only refers to me as "boy"

memes aside it does feel important to note that "christian babies" do not exist! the proper term is "abused child"

Well yeah, being thrown as a fatball at a baseball batter is pretty abusive

they used to do nothing to me back in the morally neutral lab. it sucked

you were the control

fuuuuck what were they doing to the other folks #fomo