created half to rise, and half to fall

the unstoppable force is tonguing the immovable object and it seems to be enjoying the experience

fujoshis who are not that into men or not into men at all are very funny to me. I loveeeee reading explicit fanfiction about two guys having sex. i see a shirtless guy in real life and i’m like okay so who asked for that

Yeah I think he probably lets all his limbs go limp and just gets hauled around by his arms like a ragdoll (I tense up as the audience starts murmuring to each other and shaking their heads) I mean he has sex normally. He can access his own body during sex

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

there are too many movies. lets start by getting rid of christopher nolan

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

bri'ish food is nothing special but every time i walk into the local fish n chip place i ask for a medium and they hand me a parcel of vinegar soaked fries so thick i struggle to carry it home with two hands. they look me in the eye and know theyve given me enough potato to feed me for a week. and for what. like 4 quid. you gotta respect the quantity over quality approach of it sometimes.