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he breasted the boulder boobily up the hill…

those men arent gay and not only are they not gay they should be killed. and some of you need to hear this. badly

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

Come to the library. We will laminate your penis for free.

Do you think that's how paper Mario characters have safe sex

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

"it's ok to show (x) in fiction as long as the bad guy gets punished!" the bad guy doesn't have to get punished. in fact the bad guy can win altogether. the bad guy can entirely get away with it. hope this helps

and this part might make some people's head explode but: characters can be written to forgive things you personally wouldn't ever forgive. not everything is written as what you'd perceive to be the right choice. not everything is a self-insert & protagonists don't have to be relatable.