you are all victims to my hyperfixations

that 'i have to get ready for work' edge of the bed sit. you know the one.

saying “skill issue” when something is 100% outside of anyone’s control

Every now and again I get reminded that the normal amount of daily pain is zero, and that still blows my mind every time... You have days without pain????

putting into motion the ban on an entertainment app that’s popular with the youth and young adults in your country just so you can swoop in at the last minute and play the hero who saves the day and actually brings the app back for everybody is such a cartoonishly supervillain plot, you’d think it came out of the children’s tv show. but no, it came out of the brain of the president-elect of the united states

Rotate that man until he shoots the light beam to the next piece of the puzzle.