rougish dyke style

commenting under art of a thin character "oh they look like they give the most dogshit hugs. like being embraced by a wet skeleton"

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

this is all the united states of america's fault

i know i said i did not want to talk about the nolan odyssey but i do have one more nodyssey post in me. i actually think the idea of odysseus understanding his story as existing both in and out of a historic timeframe is a fun way to handle the liminality caused by the story being part of an extensive oral tradition. however having him say "our age of bronze is collapsing" is perhaps not the way i would have done that

"our bronze age is collapsing" homeric hero version of "this is my 9/11"

zutara is part of what i call the Trifecta of Bullshit, consisting of three very popular heterosexual ships that have no basis in canon and involve a morally gray male character that's heavily desired by the general fanbase and a female character that is easy to project onto and in fanfiction, is unlike their canon self, because it's the idealized fantasy version of the reader. the ships are dramione, reylo, and zutara.