puff…2!

Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

that is not a word.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

“…Drugs?” 

“I have just what you need.”

“…Drugs?”

“I’ll sell you some, but it’ll cost ya!”

“Pleasure doing business with you! Time to buy out Grandma’s store!”

“You have failed my test, mortal woman. The sin of greed had earned you an eternity of pain and misery.”

We must streamline old one’s now

Geodude 2

Come to my house for feminist sex

FITTED TO WHOM

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!