happens

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

Instead of doomscrolling lately I have been reading my PDFs and it turns out if you do this you learn a whole bunch of stuff. I’m afraid I must recommend it

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

Etho is the kind of guy to believe in chemtrails and that the earth is flat, but in a really low-key, stress-free kind of way. He’s not gonna picket the government or anything, he just thinks that’s the way the world is. It’s just a casual part of his worldview. He’s so unbothered by it that nobody knows until he just casually drops in conversation that there sure are a lot of chemtrails out today and Doc swivels his neck 180 degrees like an owl to stab him with eye lasers