some bones about it

how the old gods lose their powers because people stop believing in them, but there’s nike, the goddess of victory, and she’s like even more powerful, just strolling up on olympus in limited edition air force ones 

Petition to bring back Friday the FUCKteenth.

This is quite possibly the best way I’ve heard to say “I dress how I want, deal with it” There needs to be more things like this

… can i use that phrase irl?

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito

@secretsofthemasquerade

This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully funny

this is so cute

humans are adorable, jesus christ

what a fucking ride

i think it’s important to realize that no matter how good you are to people, it won’t make them good to you.

Who the fuck catches a HAWK

@suspendnodisbelief I’m dyin

i have truly posted some things online

to the window to the walls to the corner dick and balls

Next crystal i buy will be a bloodstone

This is what a wizard mumbles to himself angrily after every time he has to deal with Comcast support

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash