the gay agenda pusher

Wdym I get both Carcar and Russtappen in the Qatar media pen???

Oscar: *Carlos passing by behind* To be honest I was laughing at someone yelling smooth operator to Carlos.😊

Carlos: *fan shouting Oscar!*

George: *fan shouting Max!* Christ…😅

https://archiveofourown.org/works/73584616

like you don't get it this fic had me refreshing for updates on a PLANE on a BOAT AND on a BUS i've read this fic in air water AND land

it is heist. it is enemies to lovers. detective vs criminal found FAMILY deep exploration of relationships outside of purely romantic.

it is gax russtappen centric but has alternating pov between george, max, lando, and lance with landoscar and lance x fernando (yeah i know i was a bit . iffy abt them but somehow the author makes it work). basically the whole grid shows up but the rookies are the most present side characters. 

george is this composed put together image of perfection detective that leads a task force in finding renowned mysterious criminal max who leads his own gang of rookies, at complete odds with each other but also so crazily obsessed with each other it's crazy. throw in complicated kimi relationships with either of them tying them together and it's peak

it's also one of those fics where it manages a large ensemble cast and a background/overarching unrelated to romance plot very very well

listen, i LOVE johnny but the way he treated robby was truly heinous and the way they made up still felt rushed and unsatisfying lowkey

“We have company” = “shhh!! we can’t let anyone know we’re gay”

context: pb&jj is a new popular mcu fanon group comprised of peter parker, joaquín torres, bob reynolds, and johnny storm WHICH are all my fav marvel characters so deal with it

also, like all my other spidermetri au's, this doesn't tie in with the others, this one is more mcu compliant :3 (ALSO F4 WAS SO GOOD I RECOMMEND 100%)

and without further ado, in honor of f4 officially premiering, PB&JJ !!

demetri alexopoulos - spider-man

best friend/crush: human torch

stand-offish to the rest of the group at first (scared of getting close to anyone after everyone he cared about died or forgot he existed)

became a hero at the youngest age and bonds with robby who was the second youngest

struggles to feel content with himself (not good enough to balance mit and being spider-man, not good enough to live up to iron man's legacy, not good enough to save his aunt, not good enough to keep his girlfriend and best friend safe)

eli/hawk moskowitz - sentry/void

best friend/crush: falcon

struggles with feeling inadequate since he can't use his powers without being manic/depressive (which miguel helps him with)

often underestimated due to his quiet nature

VERY troubled past but he's either too cocky or too quiet for anyone to guess

super chill aaand incredibly resourceful and intelligent

also weird not scientifically accurate hc: his hair changes color/length/style between eli, sentry, and void - bc i said so

miguel diaz - falcon

best friend/crush: eli

also underestimated because of his kind and silly personality

very ambitious person who's hard on himself to reach his goals

works hard to prove himself as the new falcon and not make a mistake (which eli, when not in sentry/void mode, always reassures him about)

robby keene - human torch

best friend/crush: spider-man

struggling to adjust to this new world and time (he's from 1960s earth-828 but now in 2027 earth-616)

finds a lot of comfort and familiarity in demetri, who's somewhat an old soul and sci fi nerd himself (they get each other's niche references and are open to teaching each other more things)

ALWAYS overlooked and objectified for his looks but when he's not annoying demetri or mr fantastic on purpose, he's actually really helpful in the lab and in space (and fighting strategies)

Robby: I would like to give this trophy to the Best Father Ever

Johnny: *Stands up*

Robby: SIT THE F*CK DOWN DAD! I WAS REFERING TO MR. LARUSSO!

Johnny:.....

Daniel: *Smirks*