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Let’s hope tonight is not a horrible disaster!
Collection of some great faces from the dinner scene

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1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us
3) mostly mined with slave labor
4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years
5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated.
Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN.
Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring.
THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD.
engagement rings: HACKED
Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.
thanks edith
Tiger’s eye: $47 bucks on etsy. Propose to your elderich horror with a ring she deserves.
Rose quarts rose ring? 43 bucks. Symbol of love. Looks like a ring pop. Win-win.
Druzy quartz 40 bucks. Cant pick a color? Go with all of them. Neat texture.
Snowflake obsidian? 20 bucks. Made from the fires of the Earth’s molten core. Pretty dope conversation starter.
Jade 15-30 bucks. Literally has a history of inner peace and spiritual awakening. Good gentle reminder not to kill your spouse.
SO PRETTY
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Could give me a rock u found on the floor and thought I’d like and I would genuinely be ecstatic
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This
i have a friend who puts pebbles from gravel driveways and parks through a rock tumbler and makes jewelry out of them. They’re all really pretty-
the quartz ones are so pretty oh my gods
ring hax
Moonstone
May I suggest:
Opals.
Rainbow
Unique
Inexpensive
Certain places let you pan for your own and you can keep them
always reblog for opals. its a mini galaxy you can carry with you on your finger
The one on the right looks so upset about this development.
Rich people showers
reblogging for that gif
i’m sorry i couldn’t help myself
Not gonna not reblog this….
The drawings are a necessary addition. (Gargle shower and fireplace showers still best)

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The picture in the background of the second one
Tama is boss
THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM
Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]
For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.
Beautiful.
Now I’m crying thanks
and a new cat was hired right?
yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy
she works very hard
Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.
I’m crying at 11pm over train cats
Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016). There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.
^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama
Yontama.
a legacy
okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back
“Sun-tama-tama” (a pun off of “Santama”, lit. “third Tama”) was a calico cat sent for training in Okayama. Sun-tama-tama was considered as a candidate for Tama’s successor, but the Okayama Public Relations representative who had been caring for Sun-tama-tama refused to give the cat up writing, “I will not let go of this child, she will stay in Okayama.” [25]
As of September 2018, Sun-tama-tama is working as the stationmaster in Naka-ku, Okayama and appears occasionally on Tama’s Twitter account.
Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better
You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.
The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.
Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)
you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.
You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)
dear white male writers: DO NOT DO THIS
These horrific, sexist, racist paragraphs - screenshotted and shared for posterity by James Smythe, to whom we are all indebted - are the work of one Liam O’Flynn, a writer and English teacher. Evidently, they come from his book Writing With Stardust: the Ultimate Descriptive Guide for students, parents, teachers, and lovers of English, and are intended as examples of good writing.
UM.
Dear white male writers: DO NOT DO THIS SHIT. IT IS SUPER GROSS AND FETISHISTIC AND ALSO TERRIBLE WRITING. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
Like I just. “Her virility-brown eyes -” WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN? How can you have an “Amazonian figure” ON a “wafer-thin body” when “figure” is a word that describe’s a body’s shape, and Amazonian means pretty much the DIRECT FUCKING OPPOSITE of “wafer-thin” in the first place? What the shitting fuck does ANY of this mean, apart from “I am only nebulously familiar with the concept of women and completely at a loss if I can’t compare their various bodyparts to jewels, animals and footstuffs”?
STOP
GO TO WRITING JAIL
GO DIRECTLY TO WRITING JAIL, DO NOT PASS GO, DO NOT COLLECT $200
tag yourself i’m the two beryl-green jewels in the snow
if her ears frame her nose do they like, grow directly beside her nose? how does she see from them?
*facepalm*
“ Writing With Stardust: the Ultimate Descriptive Guide for students, parents, teachers, and lovers of English “
lovers of english
oh my goddddddd
i can’t get over this fucking post
“I loved her nebulous, eden-green eyes which were a-sparkle with the ‘joie de vivre’. They were like two beryl-green jewels melted onto snow.”
1. what the fuck is joie de vivre
2. melted jewels?
3. beryl green
eden green:
WHICH ONE IS ITTTTTTTTT
@laughlikesomethingbroken “Joie de vivre” is a French phrase that literally translates to “joy of living”, while it IS one of those phrases that gets used in English in this context it is SO EXTRA AND UNNECESSARY OH MY GOD. Don’t use French to make yourself sound sophisticated when you’re NOT I don’t know where to even START. Curvilinear waist? Sugar candy-sweet? What the FUCK are seraph’s ears? Voguish clothes? What the everloving fuck is “constellation blue” supposed to mean??? Like forget the objectification, this writing is horrifying enough before we even get to the embedded sexism
seraph’s ears are ears that you can’t see bc they’re hidden behind her 6 wings
Oyster white teeth?
holy purple prose batman
Female writers do this too. Have you read a Mills and Boon novel? Have you read high school girls’ yaoi fanfics?
Uh oh, we were focusing too much on how a grown man is selling this shit and not enough shitting on teenage girls. Egalitarians here to put an end to that shit.
Guess what? I’ve read A LOT of Harlequin novels and a LOT of fanfic and I have never ever seen anything this horrible at description.
Also, none of those stories were trying to hold themselves up as high examples of the craft
You guys here is the description of the book on Amazon.
If this is the description I cannot think how bad the inside is.
I never ever want to hear anyone make fun of fanfic writers again
NEVER EVER
Lord god almighty. I’ve been feeling really down about my writing lately, but this is a confidence boost. 8I
“single but in a long term relationship”
3.6/5 is entirely too high a Goodreads score for this book
… that second one is describing a dog.
As well as the sexism, racism, purple prose, and general nonsense… “The moons delicate light”? At least learn to use apostrophes correctly before setting yourself up as a writing expert, good lord.
“You will find that this book will transform the way you think about descriptive writing.”
Well it sure did that…
Gosh
If he has the confidence to sell and teach this stuff, you deserve to sell yours too!
I have a few things to say here:
This entire post was a trip.
That last comment is more inspirational than it should be.
What the actual fuck?
OMFG, I thought that was a PARODY 😖😫😭
I need to show this to my english prof, he’s gonna have a heart attack
Hey to all the writers out there who think they’re being overly descriptive because of those dumb posts about what not to do in writing-
No one can be as bad as this guy. You’re probably fine.
Heartbreaking Simpsons Moments 1/∞: Bart Gets an F
I never understood why it’s an F if he gets more than half out of 100? Unless it’s more than 100. If you get more than half the answers right how is it an F?
You must not be from America. Here, grading is fucked up.
Average American Grading Scale: A+- 97-100 A - 94-96 A- - 90-93 B- 80-89 C- 70-79 D- 60-69 F- 59 and under
oh wow that is fucked up
America wanted to get rid of England so much, it got rid of grade E as well 😂 😂
I like big boys
itty bitty boys
mississippi boys
inner city boys
i like the pretty boys with the bow tie
get your nails did, let it blow dry
i like a big beard
i like a clean face
i dont discriminate, come and get a taste
from the playboys
to the gay boys
go and slay boys, you my fave boys
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Well I'm fucking sueing everyone now
I've been avoiding eye contact with trainers for years. tell THEM that

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Comparison “1993 vs. 2019” ☆ The Legend of Zelda : Link’s Awakening ☆
Chosen Children in Digimon Adventure Last Evolution.
I am literally going to cry. My babies are all grown up. I started the adventure with them, as a kid. They were my age. And grew up with those adventures.
Now look at them–adults. No more goggles, harmonicas, soccer balls or big cowgirl hats. No more camp supplies, having to explain your computer to everyone, crying because you’re homesick, or missing camp for being sick. The adventure is ending, like all things do. And I am so incredibly sad.
Look at them. They’re grown up. It’s so funny too, because I see these new designs. These grown up designs of them and I’m like wow. Takeru has always been a hat guy…even at the beginning with that goofy blue and green one. He cried so much back then. He’s grown so much. And geez, look at Jyou! He is so much like his father these days. He was afraid of everything…And remember when the Digimon were huge? The size of the children! And now they seem so small.
It’s bittersweet. While I love seeing them grown up, I love seeing them older now than they were at the beginning…it makes it feel even more…real.
And it’s crazy because I know they’re not real. It is a cartoon. They are cartoons. But that’s not how it feels.
They feel real.
They grew up. Just like me. And their adventures are ending, just like mine. Sure, they will have new ones–adult ones, stories that will be left untold and for fans to imagine on their own–but the adventures of my childhood, of their childhood, are coming to an end.
I can’t think of any other franchise that has grown up with me. Where the characters aged with me. And for that reason, in it’s own way, Digimon made itself real. At least for me. And I am so sad to see it ending.
I hope Toei doesn’t fuck this up.
This speaks to me on multiple levels~
There’s still good
This is so wholesome
Update: he finally got the cat to the vet to see if she had a microchip
I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is
https://twitter.com/pariszarcilla?lang=en heres his twitter is here there is also additonal cat photos of his children.
CAT DAD IS BACK
aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;
HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!
This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen.
update:
I love that he kept …. All of them.
I’ve reblogged the earlier part of this thread before, and the new stuff makes it even better.
This is the Tumblr equivalent of a warm hug on a cold day.
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Once a man has seen a dragon in flight, let him stay at home and tend his garden in content, someone had written once, for this wide world has no greater wonder.
- I don’t know the original source/artist/poet. Found it on net and sharing.
Beautiful..
^^^^acurate gif use
Im crying so hard oh my gosh. :c
NOOOO ITS BACK AND IT MADE ME SADDER THAN EVER
SCREAMING
So, by doing a google image search, I found its site of origin (…eventually. I found it through an article about it which is how I know the artist is Chinese).
However, I (unfortunately) do not read Chinese. This is the name of the user who originally posted it: 肥啾榭…I think.
Here is the link to the site with the illustrated poem. (x)
Anyone who can translate the name, please do so.
omgg :(((((((((((((((