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So while it’s true that the Enterprise is not as big as people think, that goes double for the Falcon!

A good way of thinking about the relative size is by using a bridge comparison:

The Enterprise bridge has space for 11 people to work, as well as a significant amount of space between stations to move around comfortably:

[Bridge illustration by Tobias Weinmann via here]

And the whole thing fits in the nipple thing up on top of the saucer:

Meanwhile the Falcon (beloved weed bus) has a cockpit that seats 4, with only 2 main operational stations, and zero floor space:

And since Serenity was mentioned too…

Serenity has a bridge more comparable to La Sirena - with 2 stations at the front and quite a bit of floor space.

And for those interested in a visual comparison:

(Boeing 747 for scale as well as the Delta Flyer because Why Not)

To which every other civillisation immediately calls bullshit, because “Yo, what the fuck bro, your ‘lightly armed science vessel’ can go to toe-to-toe with our top of the line warships!”

"Go ahead and destroy the AI Data Centers Godzilla, make the people happy!!!"

I made one comment, and it was this:

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The largest dam removal in U.S. history. So successful that the salmon that haven’t run freely in the river for literally over a century came back the next year. Not steady progress over a decade as expected, the very next salmon run they came home. No one alive saw salmon in that river outside the hatcheries kept by native’s tribes and the Department of Fish And Wildlife scientists desperately trying to save them. One of the activists who helped bring the suit spoke of their dying grandmother making them promise to bring the fish home, and they didn’t know how that was possible, but they spent decades doing it.

The legal basis for successfully suing the power company who owned the dams was Indigenous treaty rights to eat the fish. Eating the fish was the one thing in a century that succeeded in being a clear and legally binding right that superseded the desires of white capital and industry. I have been going to the public interest environmental law conference off and on for 20 years where a lot of organizing for Undam The Klamath happened. I’ve heard updates about every legal tact they tried as they happened, and they tried everything.

There are healthy, thriving salmon, trout, and lamprey in a rewilding and recovering Klamath River right now as a direct result of Indigenous people eating them. Of their legally binding right to eat them. They sure as fuck care more about those fish than any white vegan ever could. They are salmon people that the Creator sent Salmon to feed, while charging the People with protecting and stewarding them. It’s not possible to learn about salmon and trout in the Pacific Northwest without learning this, and it’s unambiguously racist to dismiss this symbiotic relationship.

The white vegans are trying to get all hunting and fishing banned in Oregon, and that’s quite possibly the single most catastrophic thing that could be done to the animals here because we killed off all the major predators of creatures like deer and without anything hunting them their numbers will explode, eat all the vegetation, destroy the ecosystem, and then die along with everything else in that failing ecosystem. Controlled hunting of deer is vitally necessary for the deer to survive. This is something Native people know, but patronizing racist savior-complex white people refuse to listen to.

I have a whole collection of Oregon’s Public Broadcasting’s documentaries about Klamath River or the larger story of fish and people in the region. If you watch nothing else, watch Klamath Dams Are Coming Out, First Salmon Ceremony, After The Dams, and First Decent (Native made). It could not be clearer that the salmon are being protected and nourished by the people who eat them, and that stewardship is a massive part of their creation myths. But it contradicts political vegan dogma so they don’t listen.

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DO NOT DRINK BLEACH.

the man took a modern war movie and dressed it up in the worst simulcra of Ancient Foreign Land, but make it Christian(tm) without being Christian(tm)

(Odysseus at one point says "your gods" when talking to one of his people, and i straight up screamed becauSE WHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOUR GODS" THEY'RE YOUR GODS TOO. also, fucking nolan took away Athena's patronage of Odysseus COMPLETELY, the only thing he does is talk to his guilt manifesting as the trojan priestess who got killed right in front of him (supposedly she's Athena, but given the complete and utter lack of any of the greek gods, i'm saying nolan wanted her to be nothing more than a vision of guilt and forced atonement))

the "golden rule" that supposedly broke the world doesn't apply in the way that Odysseus is interpreting it, and is, again, deeply christianised: it's a bastardization of a tradition called xenia, which is basically guest and hosting rites, and odysseus Agonizes over this shit like it's the downfall of civilization. (according to nolan, it was.)

they use the phrase "our age of bronze is collasping": this gets me so fucking pissed off, they didn't know that the bronze age was collapsing, the term bronze age is literally a modern historical thing that the would not be aware of! did the people in the middle ages call it the middle age? NO, THEY DIDN'T.

i could go on for literal days just screaming about every stupid chatgpt looking stupid plot point, but my point is: