mothers and fuckers of the jury,

At the risk of sounding anti-intellectual, I think that college should be free and also not a requirement for employment outside of highly specialized career fields

At the risk of sounding like an effete intellectual, I do actually think you should be allowed to just take college courses indefinitely

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

I literally follow your blog just to learn about new animals. I hope there is a gimmick blog that appears that will teach about the animals you locate, so I may smile and say I know them. Maybe I’ll become that gimmick blog one day, but I don’t know that much about animals.

it’s not a dedicated blog, but recently i’ve been putting animal fun facts in the tags of my posts :)

I think poor people deserve to buy luxuries for themselves

poor people deserve to eat glorious yummy food and buy cool technology and games and do fun things

every time i think, i take 10 damage

And every time we kiss I swear I could fly

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

you fool. that's pinball

'This won't work, this isn't widespread, nobody knows, we're in a bubble, blah blah blah' my mom, a 64 year old lady with no social media whose first language is spanish, told me about this before tumblr did, and said we are going to participate.

I've seen flyers for this in real life. Do it.

a mummy wouldnt fall for the oldest trick in the book. they were there. you would want something newer, like a dollar on a string or something.

you can leave the house with a bare face and suffer no consequences btw. if you're a woman you do not have to wear any makeup

places and events i've worn no makeup to: every job interview i've ever done (i'm employed), every doctor's appointment i've ever attended (i still get treated), every shift i've ever worked (nobody gives a fuck), every pub and nightclub i've ever been to (they still let you in)

average Oblivion custom character

hold on let me install it real quick

'This won't work, this isn't widespread, nobody knows, we're in a bubble, blah blah blah' my mom, a 64 year old lady with no social media whose first language is spanish, told me about this before tumblr did, and said we are going to participate.

I've seen flyers for this in real life. Do it.