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@dragonbolt03
A competent PC is in the party but is actually just a mimic
Party: āWhatās your best advice for exploring a dungeon?ā
Cimim: āJust stick your head right inside of every treasure chest you see as soon as you see it.ā
Cimim:Ā āAlso cover yourself in barbeque sauce monsters hate that.ā
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whoa, dude, heās so excellent!
whoa, who dude?
the dude reading this, dude!
dude, thatās me!
i know, dude!!!
dude!!!
dude!!!
dungeons and dragons
expectations: lord of the rings, elder scrolls, game of thrones, etc
reality: Itās Always Sunny in The Forgotten Realms
The Gang Fucks Up The DMās Carefully Plotted Tale Of Political Intrigue
@drowsbian @officialagentmaine
reminder that america sent like 10 monkeys into space
The phrase āNo amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbassā popped into my head and if that aint a Big Moodā¢ i dunno what is
Dungeons and Dragons: a summary
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Happy Birthday, Caesar-chan
Life imitates art
Pulling apart duct tape causes chemical bonds to break which indirectly gives rise to a faint blue glow in an effect called triboluminescenceĀ
how i have not known this my whole life. why didnt anyone goĀ āhey check this outā
probably because most people wonāt say āhey come into this completely dark room I want to show you something involving duct tapeā
ā¦ my immediate instinct is to sayĀ āoh hey come into this completely dark room, this roll of duct tape and I have something to show youā and to @ someone but I typed it twice and couldnāt go through with it because it felt too creepy. :(
I promise the roll of duct tape and I meant well.
Bugs Bunny isnāt your conventional trickster god - he doesnāt steal or lie; rather he inflicts on us a societal hubris. He traps us in the rules, conventions and expectations weāve made. Forcing us to go through the niceties of the barbershop or DMV at the times most inconvenient to us. If we didnāt have these rules - if it was twelve thousand years ago and all we had was a snare and a knife, Bugs would be nothing more than a mortal rabbit. But now we have built so much and he has become a god.Ā Ā
bugs bunny would absolutely find SOMETHING about caveman society to exploit
Yeah there was a cartoon from 1959 about this exact topic. Bugs taught Elmer how to make a gun just so that Elmer could shoot himself:
Awfully bold of OP to assume Bugs Bunny was ever mortal.
use bugs bunny as the trickster god in your dnd setting
Hey I wonder what Dobsonās doing
ā¦..well then.Ā
WHEN YOU GET ANGRY AT A JOKE USED TO SELL FAST FOOD
andrew dobson is a self-proclaimed nice guy
this man is truly a cornucopia of failure
Canāt believe Iāve had this blog going for about three months and never mentioned the time Dobson got extremely buthurt over chicken fries.
I need to step my game up.
The Virgin Regular Chicken Fries vs. The Chad Cheeto Fries
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please excuse my grandpa in the background but hereās poncho enjoying her thanksgiving superworms
i will NOT excuse your grandpa he is INTEGRAL to my enjoyment of this video
hey not to be overly dramatic or anything but i would literally die for poncho
weāve come full circle
Mario never returned to Earth.
He became half-mineral, half-animal and floated forever through space.
And though he wished for death, he was unable to die.
So eventually, he stopped thinking.
MASCULINITY SO FRAGILE
āI decided to build this dog and make it crappy to downgrade the statue, exactly how the girl is a downgrade on the bull.ā
- sculptor Alex Gardega
Alex Gardega was hit by a train yesterday. Couldnāt have happened to a nicer guy.
Is the train okay?
oh my god he really did die. i thought that comment was a joke.Ā
TheĀ āFearless Girlā statue doesnāt belong there in the first fucking placeāthe sculpture is standing in front of a piece of guerilla art about the stock market crash.Ā
The placement of the Fearless Girl statue recontextualizes the other artistās sculpture (Charging Bull) without his consent, turning the guerilla art that he created in light of Americaās troubles into a symbol of evil.Ā
This sculpture of a girl was put here and is ruining the art that someone createdāand when he rightfully tries to speak on the fact that his art and reputation is being re-contextualized without his consent to make him seem like a villain, heās called out as beingĀ āafraid of women taking up spaceāĀ
This is a fucking white nonsense sculpture. It was literally commissioned by State Street Global Advisorsāitās a bid by big business to see progressive, and theyāre stomping all over the work of an artist who had to actually fight to have his art put there, instead of being funded by an investment management place that wants to seem Feministā¢.Ā
Fearless Girl is everything thatās wrong with propaganda and White Feminism and here you are talking shit about a guy who died even though he had a pointāthe Fearless Girl statue downgrades and ruins Charging Bull.Ā
Oh and HEREāS A LINK TO INFO ABOUT IT, AND ABOUT HOW THE COMPANY THAT FUNDED THIS STATUE JUST TO SEEM PROGRESSIVE ONLY HAS 3 WOMEN ON ITS BOARDāAND HOW ITāS PEAK LIBERALISM TO ONLY CARE THAT WOMEN BE IN CHARGE OF THE SAME OPPRESSIVE POWER STRUCTURES THAT MEN ARE.
this website is great because this post tricks you into being happy he died at first, then theres the big twist and you have to have a regular healthy response to a human being dying again
Me every morning
Aka ginger ale
Iām sorry you feel this way. I wish you wouldnāt make so many posts about how you dislike ginger ale and me for supporting it. wish you the best
-Dani The Ginger Ale Man
Ginger ale man doesnāt deserve this @dr-pepper-0fficial
@spookyskeletitties he will perish alongside all false leaders.
due to my regular consumption of ginger ale I am unable to die! not that Iād want to when thereās a whole world full of ginger ale to slurp up! I donāt claim to lead anything. just a humble man sharing my love of ginger ale with the masses. nothing wrong with that
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dnd idea: an 8-ball but it has a d20 in it so you have to shake it and the d20 rises out of the murky liquid to decide your fate
Good news I found the exact opposite object
yall. every magic 8 ball already has always had a d20 inside.
It doesnāt have the numbers on it though so you canāt use it for dnd
thats quitter talk
ME: I try to jump over the gap DM: Roll for acrobatics 8 ball: Not likely DM: you take 97 damage and die
My reply is no
Donāt count on it
My sources say no
Very doubtful
Outlook not so good
Better not tell you now
Cannot predict now
Ask again later
Reply hazy try again
Concentrate and ask again
Outlook good
Most likely
Signs point to yes
As I see it, yes
Yes
You may rely on it
Without a doubt
Yes, definitely
It is decidedly so
It is certain
There yaā go, nerds
the Romans used Greek letters for 1-20 on their D20s (mostly for gambling, in case you were wondering, but there was a little divination thrown in there too).Ā ātis an extension of the same idea.
To be fair, humans are some bullshit from a balance perspective.
āIāll just outrun that humanā¦any day nowā¦ anyā¦ dayā¦ jesus christ itās the terminator.ā
āMaybe I can outsmart it and hide. Whatās that you say, its brain takes up 20% of itās caloric intake? FML.ā
āIt doesnāt have any natural weapons. Iāll just turn around and kill it. OH GOD ITāS GOT STONE CLAWS THAT ARE UNHOLY SHARP!ā
āOkay, fight number two. Itās squishy so if Iām careful and find the right time when itās weak I can - IT HAS PROJECTILE SHARP THINGS!ā
āIāll try crossing the river. Itās too gangly to be buoya - IT CAN SWIM?!?ā
āOkay nothing can swim and run and climb. Iāll just go up this treeā¦ FML it descended from apes.ā
āIt doesnāt even have fur, I can run to a colder climate and escape. Welp, itās wearing the fur of my loved ones to keep warm.ā
āIf the whole herd bands together and protects each other, we can trample itā¦ it can CONTROL FIRE.ā
āFuck it. Might as well just follow them around and get domesticated.ā
Prettymuch everything we did to animals comes out of a horror movie.
