Arbitrary Control Over a Pointless Contest

they’re hanging out with their friends and bood looks at ilya and goes “it genuinely amazes me how you get an even tan everywhere. sometimes i feel like my body and my ass belong to different races” and everyone laughs and ilya goes “you just have to spend your summer naked” and bood sighs like “i don’t know why i even bother saying anything” and ilya shrugs “i’m being serious, i spent the whole summer without clothes” and young chimes in “even when you travel?” and ilya goes “we just book a private island” and young mutters under his breath “wow, rich people really are something else” and ilya goes “you just need a rich doting man” and troy raises an eyebrow and goes “aren’t you rich too?” and ilya waves him off like “yes but shane handles all our vacations, i just show up and be his controversial young handsome husband” and shane starts laughing and says “ilya you’re literally a month younger than me” and ilya cups his face and kisses his nose and says “okay grandpa”

something I haven’t seen mentioned much is Dolly being childfree. We have so few lauded childfree women in positions of power. The connotation of childless women as selfish, cold, and cruel…and Dolly was the complete opposite and gave so much to underprivileged youth…she was and will always be a beacon for independent women, who live and love on their own terms. And she never had children…she said we were all her kids instead…

haha so cute the centaurs have a video of ilya and shane — let me stop you there. shane would never. he would never! he has an airtight agreement with the marketing and comms team that anything posted of him is strictly professional. he knows every comment on social media will be about him and ilya already, and he will NOT be encouraging it. he is a hockey player. my shane would rather die than discuss his married life on instagram on the official centaurs account. or any platform. are the other centaurs doing this?? the other hockey teams??? no. he is an athlete not a reality star.

Rename nashville it’s that serious

i love buying groceries in 2026 its like gambling

i made this post about all the us food recall but honestly it can also be about not knowing whether something will cost $3 or $6 until you get there

I wonder if the "bottoms up and the devil laughs" lady survived covid

Sometimes I wish I had the confidence of an online polyamorous white genxer from the Pacific Northwest who just got a new crystal necklace and is using it as an excuse to post a tit pic to a chorus of praise from excitable bearded pagans & bisexual barnes and noble employees who do burlesque

I love reading this each time I see it it’s like the golden ratio of words