i'm a classic, real deep, voltaire

and also fuck tunisia. 8 of their players were doping, testing positive for a drug you can only get in the uk but they instead blamed contaminated meat they ate in mexico. you were doping and yet you still played like shit. maybe focus on that.

bbc crying to fifa and asking them to change the time of the mex vs eng match bc its at 1 am and fifa attempting to comply with their demand, thus making everybody angry on top of inconveniencing not just (1) match (2 teams) but also screwing over the brazil vs norway match (another 2 teams with their own training schedules) is exactly why everyone hates england. congratulations, you made everybody mad. and bc ppl got mad fifa had to keep the original times. but the damage is already done. idk whats gonna happen on sunday but i promise you it's not coming home. no matter how much viagra eng nt takes in order to adjust to the high altitude at El Azteca.

fifa loves disallowing all of colombia’s goals. you’d think they were playing against argentina.

yes i know what happened. i didn’t watch it but i heard. pls respect my privacy at this time.

notice how the switzerland vs algeria ended right when extra time completed? yeah bc it was so fucking boring.

i feel bad for the algerians in the audience watching this. they deserve a better team. i’m so sorry 😞.

spain vs portugal is so rancid. i hate it.

i need austria and algeria out of the running today pls. for their shitty match that eliminated iran. and bc zidane's son sucks ass.

i’m tired of ppl saying dua lipa’s husband is hot. no he isn’t. he’s just married to dua lipa.

mini germany made it through but not regular germany? okay.