i'm a classic, real deep, voltaire

notice how the switzerland vs algeria ended right when extra time completed? yeah bc it was so fucking boring.

i feel bad for the algerians in the audience watching this. they deserve a better team. i’m so sorry 😞.

spain vs portugal is so rancid. i hate it.

i need austria and algeria out of the running today pls. for their shitty match that eliminated iran. and bc zidane's son sucks ass.

i’m tired of ppl saying dua lipa’s husband is hot. no he isn’t. he’s just married to dua lipa.

mini germany made it through but not regular germany? okay.

i don’t like ppl assuming mexico is automatically gonna play against england. DR Congo might annihilate england. you never know.

i thought it was hilarious when the ref gave a red card towards the end of the match to that ecuadorian player. just disappointed there wasn’t a dramatic moment like with paraguay ‘after review—player 10–cover his mouth—decision is red card!—‘

sad that the netherlands has to continue to pay for robben’s no era penal crimes.