i'm a classic, real deep, voltaire

RIP Sam Neill (1947-2026)

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

computer. die young by kesha. loud enough to kill

oh siddhartha gautama, called Buddha, we're really in it now

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

My only complaint about the African teams at the World Cup is that they don’t play with enough malice. They need to go on a foreign exchange in Latin America and get an internship at the Copa Libertadores to learn the evil, anti-sportsmanship tactics that will finally grant us a Senegal vs Cabo Verde WC Final in 2038

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

everything is a reference when you're crazy

The dead horse beats me