My body can't tell the difference between excitement and terror
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her



#extradirty
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KIROKAZE

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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DEAR READER

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
$LAYYYTER
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My body can't tell the difference between excitement and terror

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Be so fucked up and weird that everyone else feels like they need to turn into you
its no longer labor day you cant reblog the todaybor day post anymore

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my therapist: “you need to unlearn the belief that failing to completely explain every statement you make will cause people to misinterpret and hate you. that’s generally not how people think, and it’s just your OCD talking.”
tumblr when you word a post slightly vaguely/poorly:
This felt like a punch to the throat
people should remember that the word "hunk" exists
no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged
no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy
no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk
like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?
Eminem isn’t violent, Slim Shady is. Get it right.
im robbing a bank tomorrow and when the cops come for me imma tell them it was my alter ego countess boochie flagrante
I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind
#if you line up several neuroses and identify the interlocking connections between them they should all vanish like clearing a line in tetris (via @karliahs)

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[forgetting I am mentally ill] why do I feel so Bad

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maybe i should text him
It wasn't there 😔
I'm not sure if "defect" is the right word. It is living it's life as a pillow. That's like, the dream.
Edit: After a little digging I believe that this species of starfish has a mutation that sometimes occurs, here's a different photo and "biscuit starfish" individual:
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