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Interests

Heated Rivalry (current hyperfixation)

911

PWHL (boston fleet!)

Supernatural (season fifteen currently!)

Fullmetal Alchemist (brotherhood and manga) (deepest interest)

Firefly

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Lavendertowne

Music

Wolf Parade

The Cure

The Smiths

Pink Floyd

Cosmo Sheldrake

Kate Bush

Mother Mother

Kikuo

Fish in a Birdcage

Eve

TV Girl

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#for tumblrs eyes only <- IRLS BLOCK THIS TAG

#finn says shit

#finn draws shit

#finns saved posts

#finns fic recs <- mostly for tumblr-only ficlets and the like

#finn answers asks

#finn joins tag games

#finns talks to the beloveds <- mutuals tag

#finn talks to anons

#finns campaign <- D&D

#finn wants to pirate

#art to print out and put on my wall

#finn wants a tattoo

#theories to read later

#finn wants to cook

#finn wants to fight fires <- EMS goal things

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I am in the Central Time Zone

I block blank blogs ❌

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it's been updated to also look like ass on desktop! yippee!

you can tag me in tag games but i probably won't do them

i use likes as a way to save a post for later! if i liked your post it means i probably haven't read it

Today’s Proverb

There are hot singles in your area. And they all died exactly twenty years ago, on a night just like tonight.

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blirbie

sleepy icepack boyfriend

redstonedust

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

gurlsrool

wait all this talk about a hypothetical Scott and Kip divorce got me thinking…

Imagine Scott’s at an all star game, drunk off his ass at the bar. Shane walks in and leans on the bar and Scott notices that Shane’s not wearing his wedding ring. Shane always wears his ring off the ice, there have been fucking articles about how Ilya wears his on a chain and Shane doesn’t

Scott audibly sighs and Shane looks over at him. Scott’s too drunk not to say, “Fuck, sorry, I’m just so glad I’m not alone. When did it happen? It was the fucking media, right? That was part of it for us. All this pressure to be perfect. Who can live up to that?”

Shane’s like, “Uh. What?”

Scott’s like, “Sorry. Probably still fresh, huh? It is for me. I’m just glad I won’t be the only gay divorcé in the league. Hey maybe we could time our announcements so they come out at the same time? Soften the blow for each other? Or, no, that could get political fast” Scott keeps drunkenly rambling on

Shane’s just standing there, panicked, trying to figure out the best way to break the news that the only reason he’s not wearing his wedding ring is because it really breaks his immersion in their roleplay that he’s a random slut Ilya’s picking up at the bar

bisexualrozanov

guy with awkward little bangs and rock hard nipples about to wear a suit to his first dick appointment...

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lesbianshepard

these are the questions about history that the people really need to ask

asingularcanadian

I love these sorts of questions, truly I do. I have a bachelor and masters in history, i love history, but I understand that not everybody feels that way! In elementary school we are often only taught about big wars and made to memorize dates and the names of kings and all that, but history is so much more than that!

These are the types of questions that can help people get into history because you get to find out that not only did people do backflips in ancient times, but then I as a historian, get to tell you that there was a whole fun cultural tradition in the Minoan period colloquially referred to as Minoan bull leaping where people ran straight at bulls and did a flying front flip over them!

Which might then lead you to ask why did they stop? And I get to tell you that it didn't! Its still practiced in Spain! And in that moment I have given you at least a 3000 year span of history that you know people did flips in cool ways which might prompt you to want to know more about cool acrobatic traditions!

Anyway I love history, especially the history of the every day, if you ever have a history question no matter how silly you think it is please always either look it up or find someone to ask, our ancestors were a lot more human than we give them credit for.

redsparrow12

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the-bisexual-bitch

And it's like, I will always say GET LESS THANKFUL FOR YOUR PARENTS NOW because they almost definitely used abuse tactics on you (see like, all of my youth rights posts), whether or not they're legally classified as child abuse, and most of what parents say you should be grateful for are basic shit (food, clothing, housing, safety, acceptance, self-determination, etc- and most parents trip and fall flat on their faces for at least one of these), but if you want to be grateful then. Like. I don't really care? That's your prerogative. Not everyone is a rabid YRA who's considered writing a manifesto about it. I will be judging your parents though. Just Quietly.

Just remember that you don't have to be thankful to them. You owe them nothing, and you definitely don't owe them your thanks.

rainbow-demoness

They decided to bring a human being into the world, with all the needs and dependencies that entails. Fulfilling those to the best of their ability is the absolute least they can do.

seracadash

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

angel-derangement

“we live in an uncaring universe” yeah dude and I live in an uncaring house. and I shit in an uncaring toilet. but do you touch an uncaring lover? do you comfort an uncaring child? do you guide to sleep each night a cold and uncaring self?

angel-derangement

please hurry up in reblogging this I wanna jorts it before someone puts it in one of those heartwarming tiktok slideshows

ablubluh

i was like 'what could jorts it possibly mean' but as with many things clicking the original post immediately clarified the situation

street-dog-bread

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winged-void

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

winged-void

were you bullied by the pope?

phantomrose96

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

loki-zen

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

gurlsrool

Ilya circa 2017 retweeting a post that says “all the hottest bitches can’t see shit.” His mentions are immediately flooded with women sharing pictures of them wearing glasses because no one knows he’s ShanePosting

Shane sees this and gets territorial enough to send a selfie of him wearing nothing but his glasses. Ilya drops his phone so hard the screen shatters

gaynehollander

Shane would safeword and then be like "why'd you stop?"

shanesloverboy

"backwards cap Ilya this" "slutty tank top Ilya that" yeah well what about this Shane

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snail-mail-33

btw the phrase "submissive and breedable" was only coined in 2021 and you just know it hit the Hollander-Rozanov household like a 20 megaton nuke

notahungrywish

I think Shane would extra hate this one because he DOES kind of blush and get a boner when Ilya calls him this despite him clearly starting it as a bit of a joke.

ina-gartens-weave

video ive been thinking about for days

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