You Can't Kill Weeds

and after all this im still horny. the human spirit is unbreakable

I forget that not everyone pirates media. Like ppl will be celebrating something going on a streaming service because “now I can finally watch it!” Dude you could watch it before on the Watch Everything For Free Website

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

Need somebody to sit me in their lap and grope me while I whine for them. For my mental health

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression. Orgasm acceptance.

Somebody tagged this as fucking Spock.

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Jack off all trades. Is that anything? Like something we could say for in support of workers and other such reasons? Jack off all trades, masturbate none. For your consideration.

get a man who loves you enough that he flatout refuses to operate on anyone else bc he's still operating on you

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

tumblr can you stop showing me that gif of jack turning back to watch robby bc he’s scared he’s going to kill himself on his sabbatical when im trying to be horny please

single father and his hypersexual teenage daughter.. thinking really hard