You Can't Kill Weeds

and after all this im still horny. the human spirit is unbreakable

*trying and failing to be romantic* Can I brush your teeth for you. please

See of I cant find a dog-friendly toothpaste to go with this as well

too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me

Can you imagine trying to be sexual wearing Vegan Leather. Oooh are you turned on by my unsustainable plastic. Does the wear and tear from 2 years make you wanna rub clit on the holes in my boots? Get real.

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

if i had a husband id perform surgery on him

This is what the ER girlies have been tryin' to tell ye