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doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

500 words a day gets the novel written

we need to bring back the simple art of just “come to my house and we hang out without an activity or pretense or meal” my friend hung out on my couch for seven hours today we just gabbed… no specific plans no activities involved. likeee let’s just hang out on my couch forever and ever amen

love when ppl ask to see pics of my axolotl and are expecting something cute + pink + all smiles and instead with genuine fear in their eyes, and in their heart, say WHAT the fuck is that.

"Multiple leviathan-class lifeforms detected in the region. Are you sure whatever you're doing is worth it?"

monoculture forests are deeply unsettling in a way that is hard to explain to people who do not spend a lot of time looking at forests

A question for the ages.

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

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people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody