Edgar Allan Hoe

Dog and sog

it looks like it weighs… it weighs a sh… a ton… a shi…

the male fantasy of driving around with a girl on the back of your motorcycle is an elaborate excuse to get to be little spoon

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

reblog if you fully and intentionally are referring to aspec people as well when you use the word queer to refer to the community

my partner once said, "if you have to explain your sexuality to straight people, you're probably queer"

You're gonna let somebody with an outside cat talk to you that way....?