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How an imprisoned playwright helped create Australia’s most iconic internet meme. This...is democracy manifest.
turns out the succulent chinese meal guy has an incredible backstory of horrific police brutality, institutional abuse, and brilliant art
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replica by alessio carnevali // st. mary magdalene from the santa lucia triptych, painted c1470 by carlo crivelli
some of my favorite animal miniatures from nypl spencer coll. pers. ms. 49, a 16th century copy of zakariya al-qazwini's 13th century the wonders of creatures and the marvels of creation.
coffee and turkish delight for everyone cos god knows we all need it
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The mosaicist
defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault
halfway through i got distracted and picked up a 'so you think you're depressed: for teens' book and skimmed that instead 😭
I wish I could have recorded my facial expression reading this
you should read woman, eating - claire kohda. you wouldn't like it.
Ameera I love to hear what books you're reading but next time don't send this literal seconds after posting about how bad it was asdsgjsl
Oh my god this was made in a lab for me to not like it
you should read woman, eating - claire kohda. you wouldn't like it.
Ameera I love to hear what books you're reading but next time don't send this literal seconds after posting about how bad it was asdsgjsl
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They're going to see that post and take it as a challenge to find an even worse song to play
If I was just administered anesthesia and Hotel California started playing I'd think I was dying, good god. What A Story, Mark.
It genuinely might be the worst song in human history to have playing in an operating room. I have to have minor surgery in a couple weeks and when people ask if I'm nervous, it's like, not really but if Hotel California starts playing again I will become so scared I will either have a heart attack and die or start acting like Wolverine
we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are
"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for
Fighting for my life in margaritaville
when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).
Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.
I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.
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Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.
Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.
