Lepage Glue Gun Isn't Real It Can't Hurt You

just remembered that my middle school bullies were named Chase and Hunter. what was up with that. what was going on there.

My friend was like I have an illegal firework and I was like no girl you don't and she lit it and it blew a hole clean through the bottom of the chair she put it on

tv is a loser's game but when you win... the 0.00001 percent of the time when you win.........

Went to a fabric store yesterday and saw a sewing machine that did embroidery of photos and the example was of a newborn baby and it was so fucking insane looking I asked an employee if I could buy it and she looked at it and was like “oh my god eugh what the fuck… i think that’s my bosses grandkid….I think you should just take it” so I did

@amongreelingminds

amazing how the nirvanna the band equivalent of a beach episode was basically just a rapid fire stream of campy fetish tropes in a halloween setting. it's so them i love it

maybe next year instead of amateur fireworks on every block for hours and hours we can try holding up a single beautiful flower

That is so incredibly gay. I hope all the flowers die at the same time

Ok this

pin feathers viscerally disgusting to me 😔 like if someone said 'quick you have to hold this baby bird!' i Would hesitate. i know this about myself and i'm sorry