Lepage Glue Gun Isn't Real It Can't Hurt You

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

@actuary-tattoo

yes it was premeditated but the premeditating was done in passion too

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️