Everything Floats

STOP THIS

misread this as "free rocks" and got excited about the fact that others are figuring out rocks are free

it's 4:14 which means it's about to be 9 pm if i'm not careful

this notion that if you're an adult still on tumblr it's bc something is wrong doesn't sit right with me... unfortunately I can't refute it bc there is something wrong with me

tired of being brave about things i will now be openly pathetic

microdosing on getting raptured by listening to running up that hill (a deal with god) by kate bush

Statistics is gay as hell. Things happen because God wills it not because of math

I'm technically a prophet but the prophecies are presented to me in a language I can neither speak nor fundamentally fathom. so I just circle back to basically being normal

I know I’ve already reblogged this but I absolutely love this old timey adhd info graphic

East coast people pass Midwest people in a store and the Midwest people will strike up a conversation and the east coast people will get all creeped out cuz of how the weird strangers are trying to ask them questions when they're just minding their own business

I'm east coast people

*crouches to a defensive stance in the middle of fucking costco*

This is southeast coaster erasure. We will be trapped in conversation until one of us dies.

he has one eye. he has one horn. he can fly. he's purple. he eats people. i didn't say any names but he popped into your head didn't he.