I love Mandalorians so much. They're all digging their own graves all the time and arguing about how this method of grave digging is much better than that OTHER guy's method of grave digging. Sometimes they get into wars with each other about whose grave is better. It never occurs to them to stop digging.
#jango is technically the most successful mando bc his clones killed the jedi#but like. he still got beheaded by one#bc he decided to fight the literal strongest warrior in the galaxy#on take ur kid to work day#and yeah they're super badass but also SO dumb#i love it
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Via @the-anonymous-fangirl
Mandos: omg u guys are so good at killing us 😍
Jedi: ...if you'd stop hunting us for sport we wouldn't have to do that
Mandos: no ❤️
via @levitatingbiscuits
Further emphasized in Din’s ep of BoBF, like c’mon people 😂
Paz: There are only three of us left
Armorer: Yes, we must come together as a Covert now as we work to rebuild
Din: I have the darksaber
Paz: i will kill you and end your family line right now as I pull that blade from your lifeless beskar hands
Din: Not if I kill you first
Armorer: ….Proceed
How the fuck has their civilization survived
Well you see, eight hundred years prior to canon, the New Mandalorian faction was founded in response to the Dral'Haan, leading to a stabilized central government that operated in a manner that performed the social support responsibilities of such a system, without the economic requirement of war and-- [yanked off stage]
There has literally only been one faction of Mandalorians in the 100 years surrounding ANH that has made a point to not make murder legal and they were promptly murdered specifically because they made murder illegal.
You just have to adopt kids faster than you die



















