made of hedgehogs' souls and the ghosts of roses

it's so fun for me every time this appears on my dash because not only did i walk past it irl several times, it's on what is widely considered the busiest bus route in europe

@silly-signs owie

Owficial silly sign

I had a dream that Pete Wentz was gently petting my head and weaving flowers into my hair which was nice and all, but I barely know who Pete Wentz is (fall out boy, right?) and I could not pick him out of a lineup, so having that dream felt like I accidentally got my neighbor's mail

i can be trusted around the box of ice cream sandwiches in your freezer

Official Post of Massachusetts

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭