Getting Out of Dodge

GIRLS THAT'S FUCKING TERRIFYING,, PLEASE FACTORY RESET YOUR PHONES GET NEW ONES IF YOU HAVE TO GET AN INDEPENDENT SIM card WHAT IS HAPPENING

I'M BEGGING YOU

What's the worst that can happen if you do it anyway? Genuinely. The literal worst. Catastrophise about it with me for a sec.

Will your mum yell at you? You're an adult. Yelling at fellow adults is Not Okay Actually. (Yelling at kids is also not okay but let's take this one step at a time.) If your mum is yelling at you, a fellow adult, she's the one being weird and out of line. You asked your friend and they said so too (me. I'm the friend.)

Will she cut off your phone plan? That would be a problem. Can you look into whether you can afford to switch to a new plan she doesn't have access to? Most phone companies will let you port your number over pretty easily.

Will she cut you off financially? Run the numbers again. Can you afford for that to happen? If the answer is no, that's okay, I believe you and I know you're making the best decision for your own well-being that you can in the moment. If there's anything you can do to make it more affordable, I do suggest doing that, though.

Will she be physically violent, inclusive of breaking stuff that belongs to you? That’s assault. That's a crime. It's not okay for her to do that and she almost certainly knows it.

Will she stop talking to you? Honestly I gotta say at this point that's not sounding like a bad outcome. It sucks. It really really sucks and I'm sorry if that's a choice you're having to make, but take it from someone who's been there and done that: when someone who is being abusive to you (stalking is abuse! Yelling at you is abuse! Threatening to cut off your funds if you don't do what they want forever is abuse! Breaking your stuff or physically hurting you is abuse!) decides of their own volition to cut you off, it hurts for a hot minute, and then you suddenly realise that you can breathe, and it feels so. Goddamn. Amazing.

Delete the tracking application. Live where you want to live. Change your name. Join or leave the religion. Get the piercing or the tattoo or the surgery. Live your life, because it's yours and not your parents'.

I was moved out, and I paid them for my part of the phone bill. I was entirely out of their financial coercion otherwise.

Anyway. Chip in if you can & want to, reblogs help too, etc etc etc you know the drill. Every little bit helps & I appreciate anything, fr.

Mutual aid might not be the ideal solution (universal healthcare and universal basic income anyone???), but I used to send people my husband's money and when I've got money again I'll pay it forward as best I can 💙💜

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Reblog this on the first of the month for good luck all month long!

Knight

- Resists Puppy, Bug, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-; all those things make use of fear, and a knight does not falter

- Weak to Slime, Snake, Vampire, Witch, Clown (things that bypass armor, yes Clown's silliness lets them looney tunes their way around armor) as well as Sister, Princess, Goddess, Mommy, Angel, and Little (things that a knight will take orders from)

- Resisted by Sister, Princess, Fairy, Maid, Bunny, Goddess, Angel, Little, and Horse (all things a knight protects) as well as Vampire, Snake, and Fox (associated with guile, which is a knight's downfall)

- Super Effective vs Deer, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-, and Witch (things a knight hunts) as well as Nerd, Brat, Plush, and Pooltoy (things that lose to physical force)

green is Super Effective, dealing 2x damage

red is Not Very Effective, dealing 1/2 damage

black is Immune, dealing 0 damage

empty is Neurtal, dealing normal damage

so as an Angel Knight type, I would take:

4x damage from Goddess and Handler

2x damage from Brat, Little, Princess, Fairy, Angel, Goth, Mommy, Fox, Clown, and Slut

1x damage from Knight, Robot, Maid, Sister, Doll, Gamer, Plushy, Deer, Nerd, Witch, Snake, Horror, Pool Toy, Plant, Cow, Elf, Fish, and Lizard

0.5x damage from Bird, Bug, Rat, Slime, Bunny, Horse, Pirate, and Alien

and 0.25x damage from Puppy, Kitty, Vampire, Dragon, Were-, Demon, and Spider.

If you think the matchups should be different, my askbox is open. I am admittedly not familiar with some of these archetypes (I thought pool toy meant literally tube rings, I learned today what those are it's very cool), and alot of this is very subjective.

If you think demons should beat angels instead of the other way around though, that'll take some convincing ideally from a demon girl in person

Was this worth 6 hours of my life?

I went to sleep and woke up and its done.. wow

What I mean when I say "I want to break that man"

Feral

Pegging

Nuances of informed consent when in an altered state of consciousness (e.g., drunk, high)

Switch

Predator/prey role play

Werewolf coded

Dominant

Dominant-for-Dominant

FetLife

Munches

Switches (revisited)

At minimum about 4.5 thousand people liked this without reblogging it.

Progress.