See The Turtle, Aint He Keen

the problem is i really do love staying up until one billion o'clock. it just cant be helped

[Image ID: Tweet from Jared Hender... (@/ jHenderso...) reading: Most of the time when people say 'performative,' they just mean 'phony.' It's a shame, because 'phony' is a much better insult and is free from a pseudo-academic veneer. /End ID]

theres no difference between exercise and black magic both of them hurt your body at first and drain you of energy but the more you dabble in it the more powerful you become

this is the most inspiring thing i have ever read

"historically people had servants" incorrect. historically people WERE servants, and many of us still are.

I feel like people try to explain how [historical figure] had all the time to do so many Great Accomplishments and thus go "it's because they had servants". Which is true. But then leave it at that rather than continue on to the more important point that the servants actually often were as tired and overworked and unable to have time for themselves as so many of us are. "People lived this way because they had servants" okay and how were the SERVANTS living???

absolutely criminal how falling into bad habits is the easiest thing in the world while developing positive habits feels like fighting a literal war

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

let's develop a perfect plan

1. get cozy in bed

2. nathing wrong with me

Somewhere out there on a planet very far away is a civilization that has included our sun in a beloved constellation of some animal we couldn't dream up if we tried

The tortoise and the hare have worked out their differences and are now sharing an apartment

Rivals to lovers combination slowburn/speedrun

I think herpetology being the study of both reptiles and amphibians is beautiful. How can you ask the lizard lover to ignore the newt. The axolotl enthusiast to reject the caiman. The snake would embrace the Caecilian if they only had arms