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enlitment

spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man

#the odessey #incredible

steveyockey

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

#kubla khan #edna st vincent millay #my inner anne shirley rejoices #poetry

yiiiiiiiikes25

i take it back this is an incredible paragraph that should live forever in the paper of record

#few examples can be detailed here

bamfspock

Happy Fucking Moon Day

#happy moon day 2026 #moon day #MOON DAY!!!

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herowyn

5 0 Y E A R S A G O

closetocanada

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

#happy moon day 2026 #moon!!!#moon day monday

thefragman

moon's haunted

#moon’s haunted #happy moon day 2026

It’s late 2018. Lip Sync Battle is at the zenith of its place in pop culture. Simultaneously, the two sides of the most storied rivalry in the MHL, Canada’s Shane Hollander and Russia’s Ilya Rozanov, have just soft-launched their friendship…and hard-launched their new mental health charity, the Irina Foundation. Lip Sync Battle, expanding beyond Hollywood celebrities, reaches out to the two generational talents - would they be interested in a slot on the show? All proceeds from the appearance will, of course, go to the Foundation….

#hollanov #heated rivalry #ilya rozanov #shane hollander #oh the glory days of Lip Sync Battle #I don’t know much but I do know that Ilya is the Zendaya and Shane is the Tom Holland #why did i write this like the prologue scroll to a star wars movie? we’ll never know

homoeroticjunoincident

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

28dayslater

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men.

And me.

#a fun moment in the zeitgeist #still maintaining my lifelong avoidance of watching jaws however #you can’t tempt me with the inherent homoeroticism #MANY HAVE TRIED #jaws 1975 #A MAGNIFICENT SHIP

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cronenburger

#rothko

vesnuszki

ilya rozanov naked as the day he was born under the showers with his dick in his hand looking directly at the camera: This is a Love Story

vesnuszki

@animuluspike first of all how dare you

#this hit me in the face like a BRICK

freeuseshanehollander

It's embarassing how everytime I'm deep in the Depression Pit™️ I'll do something simple like change my bed and I'm like, wait maybe life is worth living after all. Wow I'm sure you're the first person to realise this, this doesn't happen to you at least once a year.

#changed my bed and CLEANED THE SHOWER #WE’RE SO FUCKING BACK GUYS

fortitudinis

#taskmaster #the odyssey #i’m obsessed with this concept

anti-parent

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

anti-parent

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

#stealing this

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ninjasmudge

ive been in here so long........

#time travel theme party playlist ideas

bobbole

Job Smeets, Worm lamp

#WORM LAMP #worm lamp!!!!!!!!!#earned an out-loud “oh my godddddd” from me #the beacon of weird sons

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