Moose, You're Not An Apple

petplay where im your elderly relative’s equally elderly and ill-tempered bird who youre scared of getting in their will

spill for me, Muse, the wine-dark tea on a problematic man

survival mechanism they don’t emphasize enough is memorizing a poem. you memorize a poem you have a little lift raft for a variety of situations

Happy Moon Landing Day! ❤️👩‍🚀🌛

reblog to make prev stop having headaches

ilya rozanov naked as the day he was born under the showers with his dick in his hand looking directly at the camera: This is a Love Story

It's embarassing how everytime I'm deep in the Depression Pit™️ I'll do something simple like change my bed and I'm like, wait maybe life is worth living after all. Wow I'm sure you're the first person to realise this, this doesn't happen to you at least once a year.

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek