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I'm Lizards. And I uhhhh. Well I like lizards. And Dr Who. Other things as well, I'd imagine

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@thelizerdwizerd
Heyooooo
I'm Lizards. And I uhhhh. Well I like lizards. And Dr Who. Other things as well, I'd imagine

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stop tagging your heated rivalry bullshit with “game changer” im tryna look at gifsets of anna garcia beating up demi adejuyigbe while josh rueben fucks a sam reich mannequin in a baby carrier.
I don't even know whose job it was to teach people this, but did they just stop teaching people what a bicycle bell means?
One would think that hearing a very distinct, clearly audible, reasonably loud and rapidly approaching sound of any kind would make any reasonable mammal turn to look at the direction of the sound, just purely by instinct?? If a deer heard something nearby go DING DING DING DING DING DING at its general direction, it would at least look up to see whether the source of the sound is a threat or not? Just a quick "is that something I need to be concerned about?" type of glance.
The enshittification of pedestrians has reached the point where they have less traffic survival skills than deer.
How exactly does one slow down and weave around pedestrians who are blocking the entire way in a formation in which it would be impossible to pass them even on foot without elbowing one or two?
This is literally why we need bike lanes
The pedestrians ignoring the bike bell are on the bike lanes.
haven't been to a mooseheads game in person for over a year and apparently they made some changes to the arena.... the main one being a gigantic moose bust that flashes red eyes and shoots smoke out it's nose when we score
update: it's eyes turn green when the other team has a penalty
THE GREAT MOOSE HAS DECLARED A POWER PLAY
Encounter: junior league hockey god

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FIBALLY WATCHED PROJECT HAIL MARY
"It would have been easier if you'd just said yes."
original
I LOVE THIS
dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce
How it feels being a doctor who fan today..

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not to be a joyless hag but I've started seeing genderbent "yuri" shipping Markiplier and Ryan Gosling and I can't help but think of someone I recently I unfollowed for posting that they have an easier time caring about genderbent versions of boy characters than regular fictional women
and I'm also building some connections to that post I made about reading books by Black women (you know the one) and the people who would respond by saying something akin to "joke's on you, I only read fanfic 😜" as if that were some kind of clever loophole and not a demonstration of the exact thing I was talking about
like yes fandom is about fun or whatever but idk man at what point has your desire for no thoughts head empty uncritical consumption left you splashing around in something that's been blended down to an indistinguishable goo for the sake of avoiding anything remotely challenging. with the thing that's "challenging" here being. you know. giving a shit about women and Black people and like frankly anyone but your shippable white men (and honorary Markiplier).
there is something so perfect. so emblematic of the pop culture landscape we live in. that for the next however long, the canonical ending of doctor who is that the doctor turns into billie piper for absolutely no fucking reason

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my whole thing with gender at this point is like.... does it not bother cis people that the random assortment of organs between your legs is basically supposed to decide a majority of your life between two set paths?????
doesnt that make you want to go apeshit!?
Rb game
Explain your favourite piece of media in the SHORTEST way possible
Eg: danganrompa
Highschool Killing game which homosexuals and (mostly) horrible representation
Sentient cookies witnessing horrors
@seminamed @03121995 @krystlandotherstuff @inexactgolem63 @laylacl9ck @yuuyakenonaka @ebitheaxolotl @kadekannibal
anti-cop rhythm game
@the-worm-from-the-string @ozzy-from-the-cafeteria @d1n0s4urzz + anyone else at all!
thx for tag!
elf man kills many creatures and machines because his friend cannot keep herself out of trouble
@rocky-save-grace @reggiehyperfixates @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @freaky-always + open
Nuclear bombs and Nuka colas.
@rylandgraceisace
@12storyhouseowner
@hufflepuffweeb26
when you do too well at work so your boss lowkey says you have to die
@strangerthingshappen @thefatdogwarrior @punkr0ck-wh0re +open
depressed kiddo and his gang do drugs and have sex
@who-me-never14 @ezziethelezzie @abbiestacobellcrunchwrapsupreme @acid-miwi +open
guy gets as many hr violations as he possibly can
@sammiiiithedummest @the-birat612 @howveryjellyfish &open tags :D
The pettiest generational beef known to man
And if we're gonna be specific:
Brokeback mountain for straight men
@heyimcelery @the-birat612 @carrotcake-systems @frogsdobegay + anyone else !!
Underpaid night guard takes worlds most dangerous babysitting job
Tags @bylerbean @mj-rulesdaw0rld @chocolateandfictionaddiction @bylerbiscuit @pendragonstarz @the-ice-queen-623 @theblueshark @puppydogmike @queenofthearchipelago @funkopop547 @sourcarmellia and of course feel free to join or ignore anyways
closeted prefect and depressed traumatized boy that's investigating a death meet in an all boys school and fight the authorities with the power of gay
Tagging @awfulbells @ab0utellie @buckleybeat @sunchildsatoru @0ceansoftime @halflitpages @crunchie-morris + open tags!!
group of teenagers try to break their family’s “impeccable” long-standing public image by committing arson *gone wrong*
🏷️: @sweetcreatureeternal @flickergatechild @r5kittykat @oil4sale @90shorrorpaperback @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @willbyersismybioson @your-ivy-grows13 @abithetheatrekid @dessasink + and anyone else!!
lesbian cannibals eat each other in more ways than one
@looneyloon @girlkisser-md @crazysillyseal @clleradin @janiecakes13 @chloebjark @byleriskillingme @iluvstrawberriessomuch @antlerlein @snackiejackietaylor @flickergatedaughter
girl accidentally starts rebellion after she volunteering for her sister and wearing a pin
@notada32 @egodescrisp @esarity11 @ziggyzoomer @n0turp3ach @cybrbat @shartweasel
girl discovers the truth after being born without a mother, 1000 years after the world ended
@sublimin4lvrses @nabil-babbles @icebluemoonlark2 @kweerdragon @candyroxxstarrs @thewormfromlabyrinth
teen swallows something he shouldn’t and now has to deal with the consequences of his teacher’s ex situationship and his alter ego 🙂↕️
npt @tumbleintomyheart @jooploops @thequeerlerfamily @elliotsaqueenfan @souperache
local man wants to fit into a clique soooo bad he ends up becoming an accomplice to murder
tagging: @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @arikakari @eleventhirtythoughts @sparklesporkle @ravenwordsx @theverycoolfish
traumatized gay people play a made up sport
npt @dramatic1nlyf @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @fictionalsimp09 @equippedtolove @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @basil-isk-burgers @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr <3
tyyy for tagging me <3 I got two
1.) boy eats finger and watches people he cares about suffer/die
2.) girl with bow fights against oppressive government
@mochiakun @flowernoor @kovu-kraze @foundheaven013 @doesithurt-sage @electrically-induced-coma09 + anyone else
a teenager and his friends break into a high security government facility and try to rekidnap the guy who invented meth
(six of crows)
@redwinesupanover @not-really-a-conjunction @claws-in-my-back @wolfstarwitch70 @runasulienadanika @imnotafraidtodisappear @wallyblack1925-offical
group of people who should be dead keep getting attacked by the same guy but with different personalities every season and the main character has an unhealthy obsession with vehicles
(agents of shield)
@waytoomarvelobsessed @sarkastic1515 @sufferingfromsimp @qu4k33 (guys did i do a good job at aos i was struggling) @i-love-my-gays @queer-enby-cat01123 @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer
something tragic and just chaotic and unrealistic happens every episode and somehow the main character has cheated death for the whole 22 seasons despite being in explosions, drowning, plane crash etc and only about 3 of the main cast remain - the rest have left or been killed off
@equippedtolove @geraniumnecromancer @i-love-my-gays @qu4k33 @redwinesupanover @sarkastic1515 @wisegirl42 @wallyblack1925-offical @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer - sorry if you’re already tagged, i never remember peoples users and just honestly tag whoever i recognise 😭
traumatized workaholic family solves crimes together (criminal minds)
@allmywordsandworlds @thegenrefluid2 @merrychristmas-pleasedontcall @liamblack11 @lavendertortoise12 @imnotafraidtodisappear @juno-the-great @veethevoyd
Skeleton takes twelve year old on deadly adventure, twelve year old later becomes god and kills world (skulduggery pleasant lol)
@b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @coffeestainedstars @cornishpadfoot @corpseflowerisregulus @ferris-is-fearful @gliterloverrr666 @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @long-form-contentment @lxstapp3n @not-a-gay-fangodess @sparkle-robin-4 @sspadfoot @toomuchtodooml @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @wolfstarstarr @wolfstarjunkie
Orphan and his orphan adopted children fight green haired freak
@dontyoudarejudg3 @iboughtyomamaflowers @whatonearthisgoingon @kh4dij7
Closeted Gay men on ice.
@sage-way @fangz-for-flying-by @snakepetal @funnywitchthing @its-oliver-bitches @marssssbarss @queerjarreadyforwar @thepicklekingog @tenebris-lacrimam @sparkle-emoji-4 @sofhashyperfixations2 @urfavsherlockholmeskinnie @anything-for-my-moons @the-stars-are-never-far-away @bricksandbirds @destroy-the-binary @guitarheartz @icarhus @in-a-different-timeline @ironmansucksass @luna---lovegood @lookinforluck @mikeywaysbass @mochamoony @moonyscribe @mrecury42 @my-sanity-left-to-get-milk @not-a-gay-fangodess @p3rpetual-moti0n @plumpleberry @purple-dinosaur27 @rosewater-arts @timdrakescaffeinesupplier @unusualeducation @werewolfadmirer @wolfstarsbetterrhanyou @xxlady-lunaxx @cosmicanebulosa @dragonchicken @imkindasleepdeprived @s0ny4trix @kolpok235 @sozvezdiyay @i-still-feel-like-the-classclown @dumpsterfire620
kids get kidnapped/adopted by old dude and are assigned colours. they fight everyone.
@ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @snoopy-271 @elispresely @i-like-garlic-bread-and-frogs @rushedname112 @fraythet1red @scutchy @flyingeel221b @queerbookbitch + opennnn :)))
Gay angel and demon save the world by doing absolutely nothing
@221lesbiandconfused @urlocalfandomnerd @puffmunch-queen + open tags!
Ty for the tag! I was going to do the same one as you River 😂
6k gay slow burn between Ethereal Idiot and Occult Idiot who are Really Incompetent but also really good at secretly swapping jobs
@karahkat +open tags!!!
Thanks for the tag :)
Lonely alien with a time machine takes people on adventures, most of which accidentally become quite dangerous
Tags (no pressure): @allonsyreyy @beee-who @breadbut3d @thecoolestcookie @renbugs-copper-crown @badgebadge314 @imacanofsprite (and anyone else who wants to hop in)
Really old medical miracle steals people in a snog boz and gets into a situation ship with ALL OF THEM minus his best friend