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I'm pretty sure I made a post with where else you can find me, last time tumblr was burning. It's fine. I'm not going anywhere.
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1) any stretching is better than no stretching
2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable
3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are
she fucking killed him dude
that post going around about how monoculture has made it easier than ever to be a snob isnât incorrect but i refuse to see this as a positive thing. it SHOULD take more than disliking disney blockbusters to be considered an elitist cinema cunt. thatâs right iâm gatekeeping gatekeeping
I will never get tired of the big-ass fucking seagull head on the front of Helsinki art museum. I hope they never take it down.
That is a big-ass fucking seagull head.
This is the sort of shit that all public artwork should be. The kind that you can use as a landmark to find your lost buddies. Going like "yeah I'm standing at the front of this building. Under the giant fucking seagull head. You'll know it when you see it."
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Gay Puppy Gay Puppy Gay Puppy
Iâm sure this will get buried but for the sake of answering all your FAQs
- theyâre Opawz pet specific dyes. Non toxic made specifically for dogs. Once theyâre set and rinsed they can groom themselves normally, they pose no danger to her in any way, no fumes, thereâs no bleach involved
- my dog is trained with cooperative care skills, the process is not stressful for her, she gets paid heavily for her cooperation and looks forwards to the opportunity to earn extra snacks with the grooming
- sheâs a mini American shepherd, her name is Yoshi
Animals that deserve fan art
Clare Victor Dwiggins, 1908
I was amused by this rather âfreakyâ bit of Edwardiana, especially since I always got the feeling that Charles Dana Gibson, when drawing the Gibson Girl, was at least partially fantasizing about being stepped on or something.
me: man I sure hope somebody has shown op Charles Dana Gibson's "The weaker sex" where the four Gibson girls are studying the tiny little man like a bug
tumblr user ingridverse: way ahead of you
Thatâs mainly the piece I was thinking about when I made my original post (and one of my favorites of Gibsonâs)! Another user @phenoob mentioned in their tags Gibson has a piece literally titled âStepped On,â which I am embarrassed to say I was not familiar with:
uuuuh okay update on the crush discourse going on in my notes: if a friend has a crush on you and they do tell you they're unfairly pressuring you to reciprocate but if they don't tell you they're being dishonest with you so either way they've ruined the friendship. every day the most anxious minds on earth make amazing philosophical strides on this website.
at risk of being mean (lmao) (lol) the way a lot of people have started talking about crushes in my notifications sounds like this
like literally going "well I guess that telling someone you have a crush on them is okay as long as you listen if they aren't interested and don't start committing rampant sexual harassment" yeah homie I think that was implied
Sliding in with this at the tail end of Mermay...
You usually see octopus mermaids with the torso the other way, but a friend pointed out that octopi have their beaks amid the tentacles, and I thought it'd be fun to play with. Imagine being welcomed into an embrace by all those limbs.
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[Image Description: A digital painting of two mermaids in an embrace. The mermaid on the left has the body of an octopus which is black on top and a warm gold on the underside of the tentacles. She has light brown skin and wears a black hijab and long-sleeved grey shirt with a gold pattern. She is reaching around the other mermaid's waist while her tentacles swirl open around them. The mermaid on the right is a fat black woman with black natural hair. Her tail is that of a whiptail catfish and matches the brown of her skin, with a paler gold underbelly. She holds the face of the octopus mermaid in her hands. The two of them smile softly at each other. /end ID]
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Swing batter batter! Swing!
I sure love the difference in their attitudes.
I think when someone asks "well, what's the difference between Venom and Carnage?", they should be shown these pages.
Venom would swoop in to save a baby in danger without a second thought.
Carnage would kill a baby if it happened to be in his vicinity for the heck of it.
When youâre writing science fiction, THE most important thing to ask yourself isnât how soft or hard you want the science to be, but to ask yourself âwho would Shohreh Aghdashloo play in this storyâ and if you do not have an answer, re-evaluate
Years ago I saw a set of photos featuring Agdashloo and Chatham, and he was in some kind of -- I dunno, sailor suit? All in white? They looked very much like a wealthy widow and her boytoy.
I haven't been able to find the photoshoot since and it drives me crazy from time to time.
Is it this one?
!!!! I've never seen that before, but it's the same clothes!!! It looks like a backstage photo from the photoshoot I'm thinking of. THANK YOU.
Her outfit is from the finale episode so my only guess is something wrap party? I enjoy silly image detective work though google image search is less helpful than ever nowadays.
okay this accidentally became my Mission because the caffeine uptake happened at the wrong right time and you are so right they do look like they have an Arrangement
Shohreh's instagram link
"let me put this object some place obvious and inconvenient so im forced to deal with it" (grows around it like a tree root around a rock)
#baby i can ignore elephants in the room in ways you cannot imagine.
Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???
as a black gay person real like where y'all be finding this stuff pass the name
for real though, those DO NOT WATCH OR YOU'LL CORRUPT YOUR CHILDREN lists put out by conservative christian family groups is where I find all the stellar tv shows. Like, shit I didn't know half of those existed, thanks for finding them for me, gonna go watch 30 hours of gay tv now!
I think I know how this works.
For personal context, before I went to the '98 Burning Man festival, one of the things I'd read from a couple different journalists was that "everybody" runs around naked. Which, fine by me, I'd already spent a lot of time in clothing-optional spaces, I'm not fanatic about it but it's nice.
So I got there early and set up a public shade structure on one of Black Rock City's main roads and spent most of each afternoon just watching the crowds go by. I don't remember seeing more than one actually naked person the whole week. I think a topless woman passed by my intersection maybe every half an hour, sometimes once an hour. So why in the hell were people, normally pretty smart and observant writers, coming away with the impression that everybody was naked?
Then I remembered an unrelated passage from Joel Garreau's great book about the history of the outer-ring suburbs, Edge City. Mall developers told him flat-out that they tried to keep the crowds in their malls less than 5% black. Not because they themselves were racist, but because they had determined, experimentally, that if more than 5% of the people in the mall are black, the median white shopper will wrongly describe the mall as at least half black, as mostly black. And not a few of them would describe it, at 6% black, as a mall where "only black people go." Why?
Because, emotionally, they were still upset over the last one when the next one came into view.
Same as the journalists describing Black Rock City as all naked. Same as the right-wing religious culture warriors describing television as entirely mixed-race and gender non-conforming. Not because it's even vaguely true, we know that, but because they haven't gotten over their discomfort over the last one by the time the next one comes along. The anger, not the stimulus, is the part that's continuous, so their mind lies to them that it's "all" the thing they can't get over.
Similar effect for the presence/proportion of women in things, by the way: https://health.howstuffworks.com/mental-health/human-nature/perception/how-17-equals-496-the-amazing-multiplying-women.htm
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Artist: Tim Brierley
Posting this for my soul cat Kenzie (she passed a few years ago but I still think of her every single day) and for everyone else who has lost someone they love. â¤ď¸
This really ought to top every âBest Opening Lines,â list. The 21st century reading public is sleeping on Dorothy L Sayers.
(Have His Carcase 1932)
