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noise dept.
Misplaced Lens Cap

Love Begins
Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Peter Solarz

Origami Around
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda

roma★

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Show & Tell

Janaina Medeiros


shark vs the universe
tumblr dot com
DEAR READER
dirt enthusiast

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I'm pretty sure I made a post with where else you can find me, last time tumblr was burning. It's fine. I'm not going anywhere.
But if you're looking for me elsewhere:
AO3 (fic, podfic, art, recipes)
dreamwidth
pillowfort
deviantArt

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this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play
Help I can't stop playing this game
^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls
^ shrimp in there
@teaboot we have been woefully ignorant of the possibilities

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this is literally a stick and poke tattoo done by a stoned teenager who forgot what cats look like
I am still annoyed that americans use "brunette" to refer to light brown hair.
OHHHHH the phrase "go off half-cocked" refers to a gun that fires before the firing pin is fully in position. that makes sense I thought it was like. a different thing
post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button
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bitches be sucking farts there
Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!
there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here
and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado
something tells me Skunks Georg
we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

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IRON LUNG dir. Mark Fischbach
I’m LITERALLY going insane
this video is so accurate that im having flashbacks to memories of movies that never existed
Everyone in the notes not realizing is making me feel insane. Guys - this entire TikTok is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles fanfiction. The OP of this post (as in the person who uploaded this to Tumblr) has a TMNT profile picture. I’ve never seen a more expertly crafted video.
All of the names are names of TMNT characters. They’re all dressed like their TMNT counterparts too, to the point where it feels like actually I’m looking at human designs for all the turtles. (The exception to this is Raph, or ‘Ralph’, but that makes sense considering that little reveal about him at the end). “Wait... this guy knows school” is a reference to the fact they’re all mutant turtles that never went to public school. But that’s not the only thing, because it so painfully obvious that the creator of this TikTok watched the 2012 cartoon specifically.
It’s completely insane. They all act like and interact with each other exactly like how they do in the ‘12 cartoon. It’s every little detail. Casey being a teenage delinquent. Donnie’s skepticism of Casey. The way everyone ELSE operates around Casey. It’s everything. I keep noticing new things every time I watch this video. Mikey’s the most obvious example of this, but I think the creator might be changing the way he talks to reflect Leo’s voice actor(s) too.
This entire video is a Spy AU fanfiction of TMNT 2012 with ridiculously high production quality. It fits so perfectly that it literally shouldn’t be able to be anything else. And YET - it’s so expertly crafted so as to make it indiscernible from any other stock Disney spy movie. This is so impressive it borders on manic.
I’m sure someone else has already pointed this out, but people. The guy who made the TikTok has EVERYONE FOOLED AND IT’S DRIVING ME UP!! THE!! WALL!!!!
Draw him alive and well. Ok now draw him playing sudoku
Now draw him struggling at sudoku in a manner that is no longer endearing and is now embarassing
fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us
Know your roses guys Or you just might fuck up the moment
and you dont want to do that ._.
salmon is for desire
what am I looking at
I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

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one thing I haven't gotten critiqued on yet but that I can see looming on the horizon, is that I really like to have main characters who are non-human and autistic-coded. and I've seen the conversations about how it's not actually all that validating to have "autistic rep" if the character in question is just an alien or a robot or whatever, and I actually do agree with that (for real!), but unfortunately I want to be a creature so so bad, I just really really want to be a creature. or like a little gnome or bug or something. so a good number of my autistic self inserts will just be awful fuck ass creatures and I apologize for that.
wait that's so big-brained