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I'm pretty sure I made a post with where else you can find me, last time tumblr was burning. It's fine. I'm not going anywhere.
But if you're looking for me elsewhere:
AO3 (fic, podfic, art, recipes)
dreamwidth
pillowfort
deviantArt
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Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.
It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.
It's rude.
Grace and Rocky are living in like this whimsical space adventure. Meanwhile, back on Earth, Eva Stratt just ordered her fifth assassination this week trying to stop WW3. The other day she replaced Jeff Bezos with a homonculus clone grown in a lab so she can repurpose Amazon into a humanitarian aid distribution network. She had a team of lawyers trick a demon into extending her lifespan by 30 years just so she can live to see through Project Hail Mary.
the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child
This one’s for the tumblrinas
lets make cookies guys!
Sugar
Butter
Eggs
Flour
Salt
Baking powder
Vanilla extract
Chocolate chips
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ok so. so we’re just. not reading now. wow ok. ok!!! booktok says we should remove half of the fun from reading!!! wow!!! (i found this in a video and apparently it’s not just this person doing it. it’s. quite a few of them. just to make that clear.)
I was listening to a podcast about books done by a known local newspaper and the two hosts were speaking about a book each. I mention the local newspaper because those people are paid to do this podcast, it's part of their job.
One of the two mentioned "skipping some parts because I had to finish before recording and found them boring" in the same sentence as saying that she was often lost and couldn't keep track of all the people mentioned.
I'm like...maybe that's related??? Maybe the book is meant to be read in full??? But no, she mentioned her favourite part was the end and even advised to just skip to that.
And listen, I'm not the police you do you. I think it's weird to skip parts or only read dialogues, yes. Maybe at that point just change book. But! If you're a professional or semi-professional reader, if that's your job and supposedly your passion you want to share with the world. These are some wild ideas guys.
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thought I was going to a concert to see the cure ? but it was actually placebo??? fml
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 3.16 | “Doppelgängland”.
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Workin' on some gay knights ⚔ Will try to finish this up in watercolor after I fix some of the proportional errors that I didn't notice until I scanned it in 😅
i genuinely don't think there's much, if anything, hotter than someone clearly having a blast doing something they're really good at. doesn't really matter what it is. the combo of competence and joy is absolutely lethal to me
so in D&D the gelatinous cube is an explicit in-setting ecological representation of the fact that "dungeons with ten-foot-wide corridors" are a common enough feature that there are creatures adapted or designed specifically for them. but dragons aren't adapted for that design at all, nor are a lot of the other big guys; they either need separate exits or to use magic or shapeshift into a human form to go throguh the tunnels
but this is a problem that has been solved in real-life! the problem of "large animal that needs to get into a fairly consistently-sized tunnel that's significantly smaller" is solved by snakes, and, crucially, by mustelids, animals that are very long relative to their size. so I think D&D needs more of that. there should be giant ten-foot-wide dungeon weasels and stuff.
I love everything this post is laying down, but let’s not zoom past the most important possibility.
Square dragons.
My dumb ass really thought I was gonna be able to scroll past this post without drawing the two most ridiculous dragons to have ever infested my brain.
Okay, these are cute, but I've gotta chime in with a well actually here.
OP wrote:
… "dungeons with ten-foot-wide corridors" are a common enough feature that there are creatures adapted or designed specifically for them. but dragons aren't adapted for that design at all …
And then wrote:
… the problem of "large animal that needs to get into a fairly consistently-sized tunnel that's significantly smaller" is solved by snakes, and, crucially, by mustelids, animals that are very long relative to their size …
And I'm, like:
WYRMS, people, WYRMS.
Noodle dragons aren't just for Asia -- many dragons in western myth and folklore are explicitly described as serpentine, and the further back you go, the more likely "dragon" is going to mean Dungeon-Sized Snek.
Of course, I may be biased.
(Disclaimer: this is my character, but not my art. Thank you, Hoodah!)
I worked out the proportions of my fursona forty-odd years ago, and while Your Obedient Serpent is about as long as a couple of city buses (somewhere between 20-25 meters/65-80 feet), that long, snakey body is only about a meter and a half (5 feet) in diameter. A 10-foot dungeon corridor is cozy, but by no means impassible!
(Before lunch, anyway. Ahem.)
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What’s the best length for a scripted podcast episode?
~15 minutes
15-30 minutes
30-45 minutes
One hour
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taking the porn off tumblr just made us all hornier. it used to be that we’d only sexualize basic things, like human bodies. but now?? you wouldn’t believe the things my mutuals are getting off to
2016 tumblr porn: straight up just a gif of penis in vagina
2025 tumblr porn: video of someone slowly bringing a magnet to a CRT tv screen while static is playing
