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I am Arran, god of the most important thing
EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username
I am Natalie, god of the day
I am Reagan God of the night and I am going to be a little shit
@just-a-lizrd @catloveswriting your turn
I am Kassandra God of.
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everytime i move i crunch like popcorn
and everytime we kiss i swear i could fly
Ya boi just 3D printed a letter Y and stuck it on the front of Furr Auditorium and now it says Furry Auditorium
If my life was a sitcom, the episodes would be titled like season one ep 1 - this bitch needs some serotonin
Episode two: where the FUCK did she leave her glasses?
Thrawn’s ‘exiled’ outfit but with booty shorts.
Discuss.
Its what he would have wanted.
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You know, if we take the rule that using parts of dead things for sexual gratification still counts as necrophilia to its logical-yet-absurd conclusion, anyone who’s ever gotten off with a sex toy made from petroleum-based plastic has technically fucked a dinosaur.
This revelation has improved me honestly.
Same energy
Hdtdrosefulalytj
HeyeroEcialitu
Hetrosecusluty
herter secxuratily
hetwrosexualiru
Heterisexuality
Woof, that was close
getetodecuslcitu
Hryttodt idloyo
Hegegkxdvbxfvbhddbb
heywrodexyaliry
heteroseduality guys i’m shaking and crying
heteiawxualury
Heterisrfuajuty
I mean yeah, I already knew but way to rub it in my face, keyboard!
heterpzexuality
Jettosrcuslity
heyerosexualiry
tHAT WAS TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT
Heteirsexuality
Heyerisecualuty
heterosekuality
hetrosexualitu jejanejsnsm
Heterosexuality
Oh,,, oh no,,,
Oh god,,
Heterdodrcjakiry how the fuck did I fuck it up that badly
Hyerterisexuakru
Halfway through I forgot how to even spell heterosexual lmao
Heyetosecualiyy
Ayeeee 😎 #bisquad
Heterosexuakity
Almost there but not quite is surprisingly accurate as my sexuality
Hwteeosecyakity
heteruisexuakurty
theres not even that many letters in heterosexuality
bsterosexuality
y'know. that’s a little too close for comfort tbh
hetereisexyqku5y
hetweis ydqluru…
heterisexyakut
Hettefozszualitu
heterosexualitlu
heretodexuslity
heterosexuality
IMMM NOT STRAIGHT THOUG H PLEASE
heterosexualulaify
YIKES
heterosehuality HOLY FUCK OH MY GOSH
Hetrtosexuality oh no guys that’s too close
Hetrosexulaity
oh fuck thats way too close
heterisexyakuty
jeterosecuality
I’m safe guys
heterosexuality
WH A T TJE FUCK I SWEAR I HAD MY EYES CLOSED
this is bullshit
heteeosexuality
Hererosexialfju
I think I’m good
hetodoidoekcialty
how did i fuck it up this badly
Heterosexuality
HOLY FUCKING GOD I DID IT ?????
Hetwejsexiality
I know my touchscreen better than I thought, huh.
Hetersebjlitu
In Star Wars, a single clone has more brain cells than all Jedi combined.
Correct, but to expand; Marshal Commander Cody has more brain cells than all the Jedi combined, and that’s still less than 17.
Meanwhile, Anakin Skywalker has -12 brain cells, and no one’s sure how that’s possible, but they’re all fairly sure Obi-Wan has been stealing everyone else’s. Does that mean Obi-Wan has the most brain cells? No. Because he drops one every time he loses his robes, which means dumb little shinies and random animals find them when he’s lost them and decide to keep them, therefore, becoming smarter than him. Obi-Wan has the second lowest brain cell count in the order. Who has the highest? Ahsoka Tano. She has THREE whole brain cells. Three. The council didn’t want to give her to Master Kenobi because they were afraid she was gonna turn into a moron like the last kid they gave him.
Rex has the same number of brain cells as Anakin at all times, but positive instead of negative, which fluctuates, depending on the time of day, if Padme is nearby, or how curly Anakin’s hair is today (usually effected by humidity.) He has the second highest count in the GAR.
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recently reblogged Thrawn for @iskelan, who wanted their admiral to be long-haired as holy f#ck
That is tge most precious Thrawn in this galaxy and one far far away)
This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are.
I know just the man for the job.
This is a good joke. This is such a solid, quality joke.
@explainingthejoke ?
The initial image is a size comparison between the statue of liberty and a wind turbine. The wind turbine is over ninety feet (about 28 meters) taller.
A commenter pretended to misinterpret the image as one of a wind turbine attacking the statue of liberty. The next commenter answered with an image of Don Quixote, a literary character who once thought a windmill was a monster and announced his plans to fight it. They are joking that if a wind turbine attacked the statue of liberty, Don Quixote would be willing to fight the wind turbine.
Incidentally, that scene led to the English idiom “tilting at windmills,” meaning a person who has not only disproportionate reactions of anger, but disproportionate reactions of anger to nonexistent challenges.
So all those people who are fighting to preserve coal jobs and the fossil fuel economy are….
actually…
tilting at windmills.
I feel like this is one of the very few times where explaining the joke leads to another one that everyone can now understand and laugh at
You can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
pretty boy Eli
i cant wait for Treason!! DX
a hermit crab pokemon that uses the ball you catch it in as its shell with varying def/spdef and secondary typing based on what ball it is
i love it,,
this is perfect holy shit
I LOVE THIS CONCEPT? HOLY SHIT
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In case you're feeling down: dont kill yourself your cock is so thick
wow.. thank you queen
Chaotic good
Her personality was a small knife.
