Windmills Kill

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lesbianics

Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?

is this this the whosier guy y’all always talking about ? ngl this is a vibe

You're telling me, a chicken fried this rice

the funniest thing to do as an older sibling is to add an ‘s’ onto shit your younger sibling plays. “Oh, you’re playing pokemons? you’re booting up fortnites on the switch? skyrims?” because it’s the closest thing humans have to a rage spell lmao

OP you are missing the power of “the.” As in “the pokey-man” or “the fortnite.” Hell, I just say “the Costco” and everyone around me loses their shit.

Once you’re over the age of 30 you can put these two hands together and instantly deal out 15 points of psychic damage to anyone under the age of 21 within hearing range

theres not one last name between them

lmao.  the great irony here is that by the time the wall was finished, it was outdated and useless

Literal evidence walls do not work under their feet and they think walls work.

We should just colonize Mexico then honestly