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the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

Some scholars describe "emo" as a culturally-specific third gender[2][3]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

kill the shift manager in your brain

you are not wasting time you are vibing. you are not being unproductive you are literally chilling. make a grill cheese with cheddar cheese and slather a piece of the bread with some honey and maybe you'll relax

...ok but what if the shift manager is actually right

you are a minor so i will say this with absolute confidence as an adult: there is not a single time on the history of this planet that a shift manager has ever been right. and more seriously, in this metaphor: treating yourself like shit for not being productive doesn't actually make you more productive. it makes you treat yourself like shit.

I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.

the whole vaccine deal tbh

antidepressants

Yes these are all the work of wizards

religious scholars agree that god destroying the tower of babel was the first recorded instance of someone “doing a 9/11”

doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack