Hi

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

the wailing phantom

This is what we do to the guys. Back at the lab.

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”

That last one is fucking moving istg

at last. the gaydar

The only pride flag I care about anymore

never played stardew valley so before looking at the tags I was willing to accept this was a real life political scandal