The Patron Saint of Gays and Cryptids

im not even vegetarian or anything but when people say they couldn't do it because "i just can't give up bacon" I don't believe them

its just not that good

ALSO. THE IMPLICATIONS OF HARROW CREATING AN AU WHERE SHE IS TREATED HOW GIDEON WAS AND IT SUUUUCKS??? Harrow KNOWSSS intimately how bad Gideon’s life has been, and created a world where instead HARROW gets to give HER life back to GIDEON in unending lifelong loyalty. That’s like. Her whole deepest darkest regret and desire: to give Gideon back her own life. HARROWHARK NONAGESIMUS CREATED THE I HATE MYSELF AU TO PUNISH HERSELF FOR GIDEON’S SUFFERING.

why is everything a dead wife to you people.

my dead skateboarding cousin

Memento Throckmori

yo why is this on my dash its august

Yeah, why is this getting notes? It's August!

It's knife day

once again this has been getting notes for the past few days, and it's only knife day morning today!

apparently, chinese goths have figured out how to do qing era costuming. jiangshi time.

I felt my heart physically turning inside out as if it needed to change skin after summer because you could not put this caption and draw Olruggio’s eyes like this and then leave me believing light of the sun still turns green leaves transparent hanging from the sky and is not held by the arms of a loved one, the branches of an old tree

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

Never imagined the origins of, *slaps roof of car* “this bad boy can hold so much spaghetti.” To be the Apollo 11 mission…