machs gut, mein horror

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Some is better than none. Walking for three minutes, is better than nothing. Drinking a glass of water and eating a snack, is better than nothing. Wiping down the counter, is better than nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. Small things are not nothing. You don’t have to achieve grand things if all you’re capable of right now is the smaller things. They are still achievements. Don’t do nothing just because you don’t think you’re capable of doing bigger things, just do something you’re capable of today. 

to finish out pride month we’re killing off all the cishets of the world. sad, but it had to happen

to start out disability pride month I hope y’all feel free to kill off all the able bodied people of the world. sad to go, but it has to happen

Problematic boob-size gap

You're so right, this is also a possible translation! Very funny, I enjoy it, thank you!

THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND JOYUS!!! WAAUHHHh!!!!! love the colurs and texture and stickerss!!!!!!

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

i understand that it's unreasonable to expect a band on world tour to play in every country in the world but i do think they should only be allowed to call it a world tour if they play in every continent. we need to make it embarrassing to say world tour and then not even step foot in africa

they should make a frowny face with three hearts emoji for when you want to convey that even through a very bad mood or tough situation you still feel a wave of affection for the person you are texting

years ago i watched this p/orn and the girl was screaming ‘oh god!! oh god!!!’ and the dude was like ‘there are no gods here’ and to this day it haunts me wtf was he talking about

june is over... goodbye pride month, hello disability pride month!!

let's all be disabled this month... together 🤝

if you're not disabled yet: no need to worry! i can help. come closer.