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Being small Nobody quite recovers from being a child: the asymmetry of power between parents and children always leaves a trace

This is the good stuff. The sell-your-soul-and-your-family stuff. It’s nutty and chewy and creamy and comes in all sorts of flavors, and I highly recommend it to anyone. (Especially hazelnut. It’s not a traditional flavor but I’m convinced the White Witch dipped into the future to get some for Edmund, it is that delicious.)

So true. The Galehaut/Lancelot relationship was like a dynastic marriage to resolve the conflict between two imperial powers. I like to imagine Galehaut was like “I have decided to abandon my plans of capturing [what is now] all of southern England and surrender to you despite my military advantage, all for the love of my achingly beautiful and spectacular new male wife, Lancelot du Lac.” and Arthur was like “Okay. Weird. Not homophobic or anything but Lancelot? You’re in love with Lancelot?”

Co-signed. That’s some real shit you said. Also, unlike Arthur, he was willing to yield and share his lover for everyone’s benefit. And then he died for love. A real freak. One of the best freaks in 13th century French literature.

he’s the most interesting gay wifeguy in literary gay knight history

And then realised that would be such a good title for a paper. “Diagramming the Arthurian Polycule: Mapping the Dynamics of the Round Kitchen Table”

Honestly, when I first read it, I thought that word was shit, too.

You are a goddamn genius, THIS is why I pay you people the big bucks!! I’m gonna get on that tomorrow when I’ve got more free time busy rest assured it’ll happen. Feel free to send me ideas too let’s crowdsource this

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

(For the uninitiated to UK politics: Yes these are the only two candidates for Clacton's MP. No serious party will run against the cunt because he's self aggrandising and only doing this to cover up money laundering and get sympathy for being a poor widdle persecuted man. Count Binface usually only stands in the constituency of the current Prime Minister for the bants, but in order to further humiliate Farage he's going to be the only candidate standing against him (also for the bants). Yes this is normal.)

So what's happening now, is completely precedented. It just wasn't a comedian dressed as bin that's masquerading as landed gentry last time.

the beautiful game...