chronic insomnia haver

yeah sure man whatever whatever AFTER YOU LEAAAVEEE I'LL BE SOOOO ALRIGHT IT'S TRUUUEEE-

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

I shall uphold this tradition accordingly.

we deserve a dead wife montage for York. I wanna see that man in a flowing white dress laughing and frolicking in the grass

#thank you for including Shawn Spencer

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

Oh, I’ve had that one. Go with “yes.” Don’t give them a number, just say “Yes.” Then they still have to offer a number and you can deny it without contradicting yourself. They could just ask you, at that point, but that’s suspiciously similar to saying they don’t know, and they tend to avoid doing that.

Reblog to save a life

if you scroll past this just because it doesn’t affect you personally, i see you.

I can’t drive because of visual impairments but this is good info to know, stay safe out there

my controversial opinion is I don’t think Zuko was confused by “my first girlfriend turned into the moon”

he was there during siege of the North. he infiltrated the spirit oasis. he has an uncle who studies spirits and the spirit world. he watched the sky go dark then the moon suddenly reappear like everyone else in the entire world did. and most importantly he watched zhao get eaten by a giant godzilla fish spirit.

his entire life since he saw that beam of blue-white light in the south pole has been ‘this day has already been so goddamn weird’

The only really new information was that that was Sokka’s girlfriend

Also, Iroh was there? He literally watched Sokka make out with the moon spirit. And you want to tell me that a romantic sap like him would not have immediately told Zuko about this romantic tragedy? Please, Zuko has known about this for ages, he just knows that this is not an acceptable situation in which to say “yeah, I know.”

[image: tags by samwisethebold: #it’s not that he doesn’t get what sokka means #it’s that how on earth do you respond to that]

When you put it like that, this is actually a legendary display of tact on Zuko’s part

Look at them look at them look at them look at them look at them look at them they both just lost and one is regretting and rethinking every life choice ever while the other is full of nothing but Happiness

thinkin about how Tucker is the only person who meets an authentic version of Washington. everyone else met Washington fresh off Recovery One and just barely healed from South's betrayal. everyone else saw Washington as this unrelenting force who hunted down the Meta and took out Freelancer Command. everyone else knew what Washington was capable of when he got backed into a corner by the UNSC and teamed up with the Meta in a desperate bid to stay out of prison. everyone else met Washington at the absolute lowest point in his life, and Tucker met A Guy. Tucker helps Caboose pull this dude out of the snow and he can't hardly stand up on his own, much less walk in a straight line. Tucker gives him the most flippant answer as to why they're helping him, and he still says 'thank you' like being kept around for convenience's sake was something to be grateful for. he lets Caboose call him 'Church'. everyone else met a version of Washington willing to shoot people to get his hands on the Epsilon Unit, and Tucker met a guy willing to put a gun to Agent Carolina's head because she put one to Tucker's first. everyone else met a soldier who called simulation troopers and their bases 'training', and Tucker met a guy who installed a gravity lift in their base at the crash-site because it was fun and took the time to fix Caboose's old helmet and admitted to being worst freelancer in his squad. everyone else met a man who put other people at risk to escape the UNSC and Tucker met a man who would jump to put himself between his team and danger every time. everyone else met Agent Washington and Tucker met Wash. guys. oooough.. thinkin about Tucker and Washington.