My dad got a new humidifier. I should be happy, but I'm not. This thing makes bubbling noises. It bubbles and gurgles and sounds like a fucking water fountain (in my opinion)! I'm worried the damn thing is gonna make me want to pee a lot overnight. That's my paranoia talking, but I'm seriously worried!
It's new, and new things are almost universally horrible in my eyes. I hate new things! I will always hate them. New is always bad to me. But I'll try to bring myself to appreciate this. I'll try. But it's new, it's different and it's making me nervous.
