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eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh,, bleugjh,,,, ptoo…

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03012003

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

pseudophan

mads mikkelsen and robert pattinson need to do a movie together just because the promo interviews would be chaos personified

pseudophan

don't hide this in the tags say it loud and proud

smilingformoney

Interviewer: So what makes this film good?

Rob: It sucks.

Mads: I haven’t seen it.

apolladay

What category is your last name?

Son of some guy ("Johnson", "O'Brien", etc)

Job ("Smith", "Miller", etc)

Place/town ("Hill", "del Valle", etc)

Nickname/attribute ("Short", "Goodman", etc)

Hyphenated/multiple of the above

Other (describe in the tags!)

Unsure/results

Remaining time: 4 days 14 hours

#Place #Possibly #I've tried looking it up as it's an old scottish name #And the family is from near a river with the same name #But it's not known if the river was named after the people or the other way round

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an-atlas-or-other

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

kira-7

This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)

The woman says "Ridiculous..."

If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link

dogpuppy

sourcreammachine

the engineers designing the tesla truck

scarlettohairdye

This is probably a little too much nuance, but whenever I see a "all borders are violence" post (a political position I generally agree with!) I always add a little asterisk that says "*but the border checks that keep you from bringing homegrown produce into big agricultural areas to avoid the transmission of parasites and invasive species are actually fine and if we were more vigilant about that kind of thing maybe we wouldn't have spotted lanternflies in the states."

That doesn't work as well as a slogan, though

bisquid

Things borders should be for:

Biosecurity

Customs management (you do not want people importing a bunch of stuff that doesn't meet your country's safety standards, for example)

Things like that one lake in Europe where three national borders coincide and they built an island specifically so you can run between countries for fun

Things borders shouldn't be for:

Policing who can and can't come into a country

valtsv

just laughed myself sick imagining a they beat jesus with that number of cute novelty keychain charms attached to a single rusted key

disaster-magnet

Ok so there's three keys in there not one but behold my besties keys. This is after she took a few off as well because it was getting too heavy

#Lose my mind every time I see them it's so much

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valtsv

just laughed myself sick imagining a they beat jesus with that number of cute novelty keychain charms attached to a single rusted key

#Legit my friend. I gotta get a pic of that thing

socialmaya

viralfrog

I keep seeing a lot of well intentioned advice for people in heatwaves but it's all like "I live in a place where it's that temperature all the time, just spray some water on yourself!" And like sure that works great for you because you live in a dry area. I live in a place where humidity is usually over 90% so that will just make me hot and damp. The water is doing nothing other than making my clothes feel even more uncomfortable.

befikra

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

befikra

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oodlyenough

when i blacklist something because i don't care about it i never feel compelled to open the posts and they just wash over me like white noise. when i blacklist something because i actively dislike it i end up opening that damn post like 85% of the time just to go yep. hated that.

parasocialites

how did a woman manage to date elvira for 19 years and not tell every single person she knows

onetine

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