It’s positivity time fuckers

eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh,, bleugjh,,,, ptoo…

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

this is how morbius can still win

imagine you have a movie with oscar isaac and john boyega and people fixate on adam driver instead. this actually happened

Thank you divorce for all you've done for music

The scene in Shrek 2 when the Fairy Godmother sings I need a Hero when the giant gingerbread man attacks the castle is still the greatest scene in cinema of all times

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

I really hope attenborough just keeps going, I hope he hits 200 but everyone is too nervous to like bring it up or study him or whatever cuz it's david attenborough

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

Well, it was nice to get a few years of somewhat decreased open public pressure for women to all have visibly dangerous restrictive eating disorders.

queer joy detected!