Nobody is ever going to want to see my ass because I'm a bad person

Sexual attraction is a moral failing

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

lowballing you at the marketplace of ideas

i will have you all taxidermied

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé