you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

lowballing you at the marketplace of ideas

i will have you all taxidermied

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

Im grading the final exams for the class I TA for and I'm checking the name of the one I've just graded so I can enter it in the gradebook when I notice that after the name it says in parentheses "just visiting ! =)". And that I do not know this student, they are not enrolled in this class, and they just showed up on the last day to take the final . Innovative use of free will