Pissing off elves by claiming i fought in wars their empire waged 1000's of years ago when im clearly a regular human

I have a rare form of synesthesia in which I can hear sounds and see colors and taste flavors and sometimes I can even feel textures

scientists have made a breakthrough in the cultivation of christobacteria from samples left on the holy grail, bringing us one step closer to a vaccine against divinity

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

Nobody is ever going to want to see my ass because I'm a bad person

Sexual attraction is a moral failing

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever