scientists have made a breakthrough in the cultivation of christobacteria from samples left on the holy grail, bringing us one step closer to a vaccine against divinity

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

when a cartoon character has a little nutsack or dick visible at all times it might raise some eyebrows but is ultimately seen as funny & acceptable. on the other hand you couldn't make Crazy Frog with a cunt. one of society's great inequalities

Nobody is ever going to want to see my ass because I'm a bad person

Sexual attraction is a moral failing

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away

you'll feel like a total dipshit train wreck and no matter what some girl is gonna see you and think "role model". you can't kill yourself you have to go be clocky in the gas station so a 14 year old can have the trajectory of her life altered forever

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

And i shit you not the pasta was creepy

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card