stretching a computer pelt on the tanning rack and scraping all the data off

orcs be like “i know a place” and take you and your two strange companions to a secret base on the moon

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

you can’t even say i only like nicki’s verse on monster now. there’s no one left on that song. now we have to talk about bon iver 🙄

when i leave a parallel parking spot, i like to tap the cars in front of and behind me. like i am kissing them goodbye

i need a new phone background please submit options in the reblogs

REALLY good ty

How the fuck are there unsolved math problems lol like just times it. Use a calacater

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