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there’s no Microsoft teams on my Nintendo 3DS XL there is only love there

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

good suggestion

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body