the soladar series' only #1 fan

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

Weed often is for stoners that want to feel strange when they want to get weird

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

I got morn and nog im gonna kill myself

crossfaded somewhere between "there has to be more to life than this" and "every mundane thing is beautiful when you're with people you love"

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

thank you guys for playing blogs with me

Those sick fucks at Ocean Spray will mix anything with a cranberry

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

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"vibes", also known as "internal biases",