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I like finding out what people my age and older had as their first cell phone. Anybody younger and their answer is a generic Android or iPhone. Phones from the 2000s were some wacky device like the sidekick or samsung x83 or lg env2
Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.
“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”
“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
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andrew minyard never skips therapy. his best friend is a born-again knife-wielding christian ex-gangster. his other best friend is a 6'2" lacrossehockey prodigy/recovering alcoholic with a face tattoo. he doesn't smile. his situationship got him to stop doing drugs by buying him a maserati. he didn't meet his own twin brother until they were fifteen years old. he's been to jail. he is five feet even. he's the best goalie in the league and he couldn't care less. he gets in the shower fully clothed to give neil josten a blowjob. he's a chainsmoking pro athlete. he killed his own mother. he's getting a criminal justice degree as a joke. he picked the guy with a dozen fake names and a mafioso daddy to be with forever. he's a scorpio. the closest thing he's ever had to a father is his college exy coach. he loves hot chocolate and ice cream and clubbing with his cousin.
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Not pertinent to anything in particular but I do think it's kinda weird that we keep depicting cavemen in media crawling around on all fours covered in dirt with tangled, matted hair, speaking in broken, cobbled-together toddler language when like.
They were us.
Like literally genetically they were US, just like. A while ago.
Like
Would you trust a TV caveman with a baby? Probably not
A real life caveman though??? I think they'd be at least okay at it
This is actually really important and comes up in Anthropology classes all. The. Time.
As long as homo sapiens have existed, we have had the same emotional and mental capacity as you and I do today. You nailed it. They were US. Even Neaderthals existed alongside and had offspring with Homo Sapiens for many thousands of years.
There's much evidence that cavemen would have had complex spoken language, culture (learned information passed down), symbolic interpretation, and I think they most certainly would have been able to handle holding a baby. In fact I have my suspicisions that an ancient homo sapiens mother may be a more present, attentive, and knowledgable mom than I could be today.
Do not let media trick you into believing we are the pinnacle of humanity. Unilinial evolution theory (google it quick I beg) is BUNK, GARBAGE, and the root of so much evil.
We've been human for a long, long time, and we are not inherently better than all those who came before.
One the most profound experiences of my life was visiting Font de Gaume, which has 12 thousand year old paintings. They use a technique where the horses appeared to run across the wall when seen in flickering firelight. There was a bison the wall staring at us with such attitude, I could practically hear him. I had the most profound feeling of those ancient artists reaching forward to lay their hands on my shoulders. To say, "This was my world." It was a profoundly moving experience.
Some years later, I went to the Orkney islands where we visited a tiny family run museum of artifacts from the chambered tomb at the other end of the farm. They handed me a pestle once held by some neolithci human.They'd worn groves where the thumb and forefinger would be for better grip.
One time, in a French history class, my teacher randomly at the end of the class had all of us draw a sketch of a horse. And we were all like ??? Okay???
At the beginning of the next class, my teacher showed us a cave painting of a horse. And then he showed all of our horses, which he had scanned and put into the presentation.
He then pointed out all the ways that our horses looked similar to the prehistoric horse. Same features, drawn from the same angle, etc.
And then he asked us, "Isn't it cool that you draw horses the same way as someone who lived 20,000 years ago?"
In Spain, there's a cave full of ancient, ice age era drawings of bison and reindeer and other animals of that period... And one small section of chaotic scribbles just a little away from everything else. These scribblesv were so incomprehensible, they were originally just called the 'Panel of Enigmatic Signs'... Until it occurred to someone that drawings only three feet off the ground probably weren't made by adults.
Scientists are now pretty sure the scribbles were made by kids ages 3-6, more or less on their own. The adult cave artists were probably doing what any modern parent might do when they want to keep small children out of their hair for awhile: they gave the kids some drawing tools of their own and a small section of wall to work on, out of the way but still close enough to keep an eye on them, and let them have at it.
What's most charming about the whole thing is the way the cave scribbles look exactly like what you'd find on the wall of a preschool today. Artistic styles vary widely across different times and cultures, but child development is as near to a universal human experience as it gets.
Wisher made detailed 3D scans of the drawings, which helped her understand the uneven pressure applied to the charcoal and the direction the lines were drawn. The team then compared the panel’s composition with age-appropriate artistic efforts by modern children. Kids across cultures go through the same developmental stages, which influence their physical ability to draw, until about the age of 6, Amir notes.
The team compared the ancient art with the developmental stages exhibited by modern children: the furiously scribbled circles and push-pull lines typical of 3-year-olds just learning to control their bodies, for example, or the wobbly, right-angled figures of slightly older kids beginning to master fine motor skills.
Both are apparent in the cave, superimposed on each other as though two or more kids were drawing at once. That’s a clue the Las Monedas marks were likely made by “siblings or a mixed-age play group within the sphere of safety around adults, but also within their own space,” says co-author Felix Riede, an Aarhus archaeologist.
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Adults at Las Monedas would have been aware of what the kids were doing and presumably had lit fires or torches; without ample firelight the cave is pitch black.
Some mods in my load order that improve upon the cooking in Skyrim. It's one of the game's many features that didn't get to bake long enough in the oven.
*Ignore the low res on some textures in my screenshots, I am using downsized textures for mod testing/faster loading
Base
I use most of of SimonMagus' overhauls (everything except for Candlehearth, Blade and Blunt, and Starfrost specifically). Most of these are modular, and can be substituted with other mods with the appropriate patches.
Campfire - Complete Camping System (Supports Skyrim VR)
Survival Control Panel
Survival Mode Improved - SKSE
Stress and Fear - A Dynamic Sanity System
Simple Hunting Overhaul
Enabling Survival Mode is optional, since it only serves to create a natural break in Skyrim's dungeon-crawling to go eat and sleep. That could be annoying if all you want to do is dungeon-crawl, but I would still recommend grabbing Survival Mode Improved if only to disable it entirely in the mod's .ini file.
For the same reasons, Stress and Fear is also optional. If you leave it enabled, be sure to make a KID patch so that eating modded foods will reduce stress too. Refer to the KID .ini file in Stress and Fear for reference.
The Food
On to the meat of things.
The Main Dishes
The below all have recipes and perks patched to use Gourmet's system.
Diverse Foods - Base Object Swapper and Diverse Foods - Better Integration and Gourmet Extension (Model Swapper - SkyPatcher) -- adds new ingredients and new recipes, in addition to diversifying the appearance of vanilla ingredients.
Meats Meals and More - Food Additions -- adds new recipes based on existing vanilla meats.
Mealtime - a Food and Recipe Mod and Mealtime - Gourmet Patch -- the variety of desserts alone implemented here is amazing. Probably one of the most well known mods that adds new food.
Medieval Norwegian Food Additions -- smaller mod that adds historical meals from Norway to Skyrim.
Tundra Berries -- recommended to install Medieval Norwegian Food Additions' patch for this mod.
Sometimes diverse foods knocks over items, because Skyrim's collisions are handled by pixies. If you hear something being flung in the distance, that's probably why.
I have nothing but respect for players who take their time placing these things down neatly ;u;.
The Appetizers
This section has singular items that don't have dedicated Gourmet recipes or Gourmet patches. They can be skipped if you don't like one or the other. (Some will require manual patching in SSEEdit).
Actual Sweet Roll Variants (Base Object Swapper - New Flavours - High Poly Sweetroll) -- cute mod that adds some new colors to Skyrim's dead horse of a joke.
Berries jam -- requires Mari's Tundra Berries. I suggest removing Moon Sugar from the recipe requirements in SSE Edit since Moon Sugar is a spice, like salt.
Battlehorn Beverages - Hearthfire Wine Expanded -- adds the rest of the wines from the Oblivion DLC to Skyrim
CHOCOLATE -- from the same author of Mealtime. Adds chocolate to Skyrim.
Croissants of Skyrim
Missing Food - Carlotta's Fresh Pumpernickel
Missing Food - Hillevi's Mince Pies
Missing Food - Orgnar's Famous Skeever Liver
Missing Food - Valga's Potage le Magnifique
Pasties of Skyrim
Sandwiches of Skyrim
Simple Bosmer Harvesting -- cannibalism mod for Bosmers that comes with new recipes :).
Varietea - Yet Another Tea Drinking Mod -- another great mod from aviform.
Yet Another Coffee Mod (For Apothecary and Gourmet)
Zerofrost's Tamriel Alchemy - New Drinks -- adds water, milk, tea, juice, and new potions based on models from other games. Might look out of place in vanilla.
Honorable Mentions
Alchemical Cooking Recipes - SSE Port -- looks cool, but I haven't tried it.
Anna Soups and Stews
Baked In Mud Crabs - clay baking recipes for campfire cooking -- adds variants of vanilla recipes that require clay to imply the food is cooking in clay cookware.
Be a Milk Drinker - SPECIAL EDITION and the edited version Be a Milk Drinker espfe and some patches -- adds non-alcoholic options and fondue to Skyrim.
Bosmeri Cuisine - SSE -- neat mod that adds more meat based recipes, soups, and teas for Bosmer or Cannibal characters.
Brewer - An Alcohol Brewing Mod -- adds brewing stations and more alcohol to Skyrim
Chicken and Ramen Noodle Soups SSE
Elsweyr Imports - SSE
Mushroom Soups SSE
Noodles
Reb's Season Of The Carrot- Carrot Carrot Carrot Carrot Tomato -- might be one of the cutest mods on the nexus.
Skyrim Food Expansion -- similar to (and compatible with) Diverse Foods. Unfortunately, it is not optimized. (Almonds have 2K textures ;u;).
Sweets and Such - Baking Expanded SE
Warm Drinks SSE - Simple Tea And Coffee Recipes - for Campfire
Tangentially Related Honorable Mentions
Beyond Skyrim - Bruma SE -- it adds some new foods and recipes to the province, in addition to everything else.
Cheesemod for EVERYONE -- more of a treasure hunt than a cooking mod, but notable for the incredible amount of cheese it adds.
Lively Farms -- adds more the crops to farms (apple trees, pears, carrots, and tomatoes).
Food Size Scaling - Base Object Swapper -- fixes the silly video game proportions.
True Homecooked Meals -- changes the model for the Homecooked Meals your spouse gives you to something more reasonable than an entire apple pie.
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