My Warframe is StRoNk!

This is the most beautiful scientific diagram I've ever seen.

This is why we’re working hard in the background to create a custom back-end file management option. I can’t wait to move the site off Squarespace for full control over management and hosting costs.

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The serpent in the garden being Satan

Cain killing Abel with a stone

Jesus being a carpenter

Pestilence being one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse

Baby Moses being put in the river

Moses is placed on the bank of the river. It's up to you if that counts as in the river, but the image of his basket being swept down the stream (such as seen in the movie Prince of Egypt) isn't in the bible.

Most translations do call Jesus a carpenter, but the original Greek uses the word 'tekton' which means craftsman. It can mean a carpenter, but I'm personally partial to Jesus being a stone mason.

Some more things that aren't in the bible:

The fruit of the tree of knowledge being an apple

The golden calf being a false god (it's specifically stated to be a representation of the God, using God's name)

The Exodus Pharaoh being called Ramses

Original Sin

The Immaculate Conception (note that this is not the same thing as the Virgin Birth, although people often confuse them)

Jonah getting swallowed by a whale (it was a fish, or possibly two fish)

Three wise men (there were three gifts and an unspecified number of wise men)

Anything indicating that Satan rules hell, that hell has multiple layers, or that there are specific punishments for specific sins

Any mention of leprosy aka Hansen's disease (the condition the Septuagint translates as λεπρός has completely different symptoms from the condition that came to be known as leprosy in English)

Isaac being a child during his near-sacrifice

And some Jewish specific ones for the Tanakh, because we can’t let Christians have all the fun:

Yitro converting to Judaism

Avraham smashing his father’s idols

Moshe having a stutter due to burning his mouth on hot coals

Miriam’s Well

Any mention of the lulav and etrog being shaken on Sukkot (Vayikra says to collect the Four Species, but nowhere in the written Tanakh are we actually told what to do with them)

basically I was playing uriel and looking at roathe's clawed hand for whatever reason got me to thinking how on earth he manages to type on the pc to chat with the drifter with those fucking knives on his fingers

like;

his ass ain't typing with those things he'll put a hole in the keyboard provided he doesn't miss

one could suggest that maybe he used something like talk to text or some shit since he does the voice mail thingies anyways BUT my brother and I were joking about it and came up with a much funnier solution

after I looked at vythelas

and noticed he has his own lil fingies that he does stretch and move around to cast spells and shit

so naturally the idea of vythelas typing on the keyboard for roathe was too funny to me

and now this exists

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.