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loz twitter was briefly trying to decide if the hero of time can read. i genuinely think the answer is no
"the hero of time doesnt know what doors are" is good. but allow me to present a second, funnier option,
Youre having daytime sex with autozone employees?
They close at 8 pm.
7/10
Come on
people will say “they’re only friends” and then show me two people who would crawl through broken glass to hear the other laugh once. two people who have memorized each other’s coffee orders, fears, childhood stories, and emergency contacts. two people who would haunt each other’s houses as ghosts. be serious.
Just an FYI—the original intention of this post was to challenge the way people say only friends, as though friendship is somehow lesser than other forms of love. As if being deeply known, cherished, and chosen by another person could ever be a small thing. Normalize profound platonic love. Some of the most fulfilling, transformative, and enduring relationships we will ever have are friendships. 🫶🏼
”‘Just’ friendship? A poor modifier for so high and honorable a state.”

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I feel compelled to post this PSA after observing the behaviours of those around me during the increasingly frequent heatwaves in the UK. This is specifically for the benefit of native Brits living in the UK. As someone from the tropics, PLEASE HEED MY WARNING.
How to survive a heatwave in the UK:
Please, please, please, for the love of all that is good, DO NOT run towards the sun when it comes out during a heatwave. I know we don't see it a lot, but you will from now on, I promise you. Sun yourself in the early mornings and late evenings if you must, BUT STAY AWAY from the sun at its hottest (11am--4pm), it is NOT YOUR FRIEND.
Houses in the UK are built like ovens, i.e. they are designed to keep heat IN. So, how do you make sure you don't get baked alive? Cool your house down the night BEFORE. Open all windows and doors once the outside temperature is lower than the inside temperature. Keep them open for as long as you can. Shut them up before bedtime (if you need to), and then reopen them again early next morning. Wear a coat if it gets too cold but suck it up.
Then, right before you hit temperature parity, seal everything shut. This keeps the cool air IN, and plays to the advantage of your insulation.
Make sure you close all blinds and curtains of windows facing the sun (rmb that the sun moves during the day). Unless you have heat-reflective films on the windows, the sun shining directly through the windows will heat up the room very, very quickly, and then the room will retain said heat, coz it's designed to retain heat.
If you feel hot in a room, turn on a fan. DO NOT open the windows in the middle of the day "to let a breeze in". That's a 33-39C breeze. Keep that shit out.
DRINK LOTS and LOTS of water. Chug it like there's no tomorrow. (edit: hyperbole here. do not chug it like beer. as suggested by @queenofthearchipelago below, reasonable amounts throughout the day)
NOT tea, NOT coffee, NOT squash. WATER.
Shade is your friend. Don't put on sunglasses and think you're safe from the sun. Wear a wide-brimmed hat. Pick routes that are shaded. Learn from your Asian friends and bring an umbrella. Yes, an umbrella. Preferably a sun-reflective one.
Please stay safe in the heat, my friends!!
gay jerking off used to be fun when you needed to savor the memory of the mannequin in the underwear isle with the huge bulge, now you can just go on your phone and watch people have sex. lame
can I live my life
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I think flinching is such a hit or miss reflex. Like yea a tiny bit of boiling water touched my hand but i dont think reflexivly throwing the water everywhere is a good defensive measure perhaps. might be even worse actually
Why did you reblog?
Definition of suffering from success
And they say dreams dont pay the bills
I WOULD SO GO TO THAT OMG
other (share w class?)
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Thank you all, i needed further explanation - And i do find it might help me!
“I would eat his heart in the marketplace” is legit the most savage line I have ever heard, I’d like to personally thank Shakespeare for putting into words that feeling of rage and protectiveness women get when some fuckboy hurts another woman
Okay first off, I will always reblog this post, but secondly, I went to Shakespeare in the Park tonight to see this and all the women cheered *so loudly* when Beatrice said this line, and the guy in front of me looked around all shocked and a little scared and said “… oh wow” and it was ICONIQUE
Happy Pride!
it's true and you should say it.
coming out of the tags to say that some of us have been saying this for years and have been called all manner of degenerates, perverts, and pedophiles over it, and we really deserve an apology we will never receive
We DO deserve a fucking apology we'll never get, and not to soapbox, but lemme just throw out another fucking explanation of exactly why this shit keeps happening in the slim chance that it helps at least one person not fall for it: Fascism in ANY form will ALWAYS present itself as reasonable to YOUR sensibilities. It preys on a lot of things, your disgust reaction, your fear reaction, your own shame, your need for a tribe, your need to feel like you're part of something bigger than yourself, your need to protect your resources, your need to boost your own ego, your need to feel better than others, and in my opinion, the worst thing of all that it can prey on is your WANT TO DO GOOD. It turns that Want To Do Good against you, gives you "acceptable targets" and sets you loose, thinking that you're being a fucking super hero. Fascism will ALWAYS feel okay when you're doing it because you understand why you're doing it because you've been told why you should be doing it by someone who's fucked the narrative to make you feel good about hurting other people because they've convinced you that you are protecting people by doing it!! Fascism tells you: "The sort of people who value a sex scene in a movie are perverts, and perverts are dangerous, right? Oh god... What if they're a rapist and that's why they like that sort of stuff? Yeah, that trans girl that made that post about movies needing sex scenes... She pisses in a diaper, that's fucking disgusting right? And she likes weird fiction... And diapers are meant for kids... So... Yeah... Exactly, you got it! See you figured out what she was too! So you should trust your gut with these people, you're really good at spotting them! You know when someone is evil! And you DEFINITELY should not listen to a pervert explain themselves, because... Right, exactly, what's the point? They're just going to lie about it and probably say gross shit to you." Did you catch how that worked? It let YOU make the conclusion. It let YOU answer the questions and start setting shit in stone in your own mind. And the next thing you know, you're using fiction as proof, anything outside of your own comfort levels as evidence, you've become an emotionally reactionary fascist who genuinely believes you are making the world better, and safer, for the people you love, and who love you in return. Fascism doesn't begin with violence, it begins with a kind hand held out in your direction from someone else who believes they're helping. You might not even realize you've fucked up. Ever. That's how it works. That's how it thrives.
THIS!!!
Degenerate art - Wikipedia
If we don’t learn from history we are doomed to repeat it.
I'M PUTTING YOU ON SPEAKER CRAB

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I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven't seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka "raptures of the deep"
basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.
she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.
if you can solve it, you're good. that is the hardest part of the test.
because here's what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they're not dying, they're not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.
a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he'd told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he's at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can't go down there, but he saw the woman go.
instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.
she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.
when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍
The ocean is scary.
I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer
@bread-lord-khubz this has the vibes of a legendary post