This Too Shall Pass

Four different people at the nursing home I worked at had this clock. It was a lot, let me tell you.

my parents have this clock. They also have a parrot. No one ever knows what time it is

My longhouse is perfectly constructed. Every morning when I wake up in bed at the far end of my longhouse, I say my syllable. Then I spend all day sitting in bed. By sunset my syllable has traveled to the other end of my longhouse and back, and as it smacks me in the head, I fall asleep. My longhouse is perfectly constructed.

the mercedes clr incident at le mans is one of the only racing crashes i feel comfortable laughing at because a) nobody was seriously injured and b) it is a little funny that mercedes watched their car do That and were like "okay. uh. you know what we're just never doing le mans ever again"

sharing a wikipedia page is romantic

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

HEY CAN EVERYONE TELL SHEILA THAT THIS IS NOT AN OVERREACTION AND THAT THIS IS INSANE AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM YESTERDAY

Yellow-headed blackbird (Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus)

Black-headed yellowbird (Cephaloxanthus cephaloxanthus)

Bendy sinister Or and sable, in sinister base a blackbird counterchanged.

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

When I finish this whale shark lamp all 4 of you are gonna be So I'm pressed

She glows now, just so you know, and she's full of string deliciöusee string

Are you gonna show us the lamp? 👀

A lot more than 4 of us are impressed

Noted: misogyny is a skill issue

The Australian Ballet is doing Alice in Wonderland again and on one hand I’ve seen it before, and on the other, their Queen of Hearts has my favourite costume in anything every

Also in act 3 (I think) it swings open at the front and her husband is sitting inside reading a newspaper

Finally an adaptation that makes feel like I’m going to have stroke, it’s perfect

This looks fucking bonkers, I love it.

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig