Mental Dumping Ground

smokeable health potions

reblog if you hate the current interior design trend of painting everything white with hints of grey or black. ignore if you have no taste

you have won a lifetime supply of this

god smut is so hard to write.

Richeh found at 3 am playing Club penguin in Qifrey laptop 💻🐧

There is a skit somewhere, I dont know how to find ir or where the original is from, but there is a clun penguin skit where two guys make a club penguin account and it says that they need a parent's email to continue. So as a joke the guy (a grown ass man btw) goes ahead a uses his parents email... not knowing that he needs access to it to verify the account and now has to call up his parents at 2 in the morning to get them to check their email....

I love asking people how their parents met. You always get an interesting reply. My best friend’s parents met on the relatively new internet in 1999. My other friend’s parents met at Burger King when one was the manager and the other was a regular customer. My parents met at the beach because they were neighbors in their rental houses, mom was on a church trip and dad was getting blackout drunk every night with his friends next door.