I will be posting story ideas that I have and general rambilings that I've been longing to dislodge from my skull. (not that it makes me special on here or anything, just setting expectations)
Anything labled Story Idea will be free to take if you so chose, don't bother crediting
sherlock holmes deduces you are trans before you've figured it out yourself and refers to you with those pronouns and then when you look confused is like "ah...had you not arrived at that conclusion yet?" and wafts away in his dressing gown to smoke seventeen pipes, leaving you in a gender crisis
Hercule Poirot deduces you are trans by accident because he suspected you of murder and broke into your house and searched your stuff then puts 2 and 2 together when Hastings makes an innocuous observation about your fashion sense or something and he jumps up and cries “mon dieu!!!” before striding over to you kissing you on both cheeks and saying “ah, cher ami, you must live as you choose!” and then running off to confront the real culprit while you stand there in befuddlement
Columbo deduces you're trans from context clues while he's talking to you about the area, immediately uses your preferred pronouns and starts telling you about his cousin, who's also transgender, and how they got this job doing security, and how they told him that a security guard always locks up, and asks you if the guard locked up last night, and isn't it weird the place was open? And you're like, well, someone else must have opened it up. Maybe the guy in charge? He has a spare key. And then he nods and goes "the guy in charge has a spare key... well, how about that?" And then he offers you a cigar and wanders off, and a day later your boss gets arrested for murder.
Miss Fisher learns youre trans and simply gives you hormones, and a little cocaine as a treat. she also invites you out to a club to meet like minded individuals. at the club you watch as she seduces the bartender and then the next day the bartender is arrested for the murder.
Elementary Sherlock deduces you are Trans and takes you on as a specialist in many obscure and useful disciplines, and also takes you in when you have a falling out with one of your many eccentric and rich paramours. This leads to you becoming an occasional and part-time housekeeper. You are Mrs. Hudson. Yes this is Canon and it aired on TV in like 2007
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J: Miss Yhtil, I heard that you wanted to... speak... to... me...
J: [ Oh Gods... why is it so veiny...]
Y: Ah yes, Jhonathan. I'm glad you came... what is it?
J: O-Oh, nothing Miss Yhtil. Its just.... that's one hell of a conversation piece.
Y: Ah yes, that thing.
Y: It's a gag gift from my brother from when I first volunteered for the Clan Administrator Position. Something about how the Guildsmen won't listen to anyone who doesn't have a dick bigger than them. My trophy to show that I can run with the Big Dogs I guess. I have to admit, I do relish in the reactions it draws out of them when they visit.
(Sees him still looking at it nervously)
Y: If it bothers you that much, I can stow it away for the time being.
J: Oh! Im sure that I'll be visiting this office enough that I'll just.... get used to it... eventually.
Y: *pfft!*
Y: You're going to be a riot, Aren't you?
{Some time passes}
J: (looks at lamp) *Pffft*
J: [mines bigger]
J: (looks up as the door knocks)
J: Bem-Vindo.
G: The words you are looking for are "Come In." You awkward swine.
J: Excuse me for wanting to use a bit of the mother tongue.
G: Do you always wake up this ostentatiously stubborn, or is today special?
J: No, you just bring out the best in me. What do you have for me today?
G: A pile of supply request forms from the group and the budget book already balanced by yourself truly.
G: Also, T-bone is getting antsy.
J: How antsy are we talking about?
G: He's chewing on his tools... again
J: goddamnit...
J: Would you kindly head down to the bulletin board and see what is available?
G: Already on it.
G: And for fuck's sake, try to have some proper posture for once.
J: THAT WASN'T THE CHAIR GENTRY.
G: You're telling me! Kinda hard to hit anything else when your fat ass spills out the sides of the chair.
J: MY ASS IS NOT FAT!
G:Tell that to the crater you left in my wingback! *slams door*
J: *huffs, sits down, looks back at the chair* damn it...
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Hi! So... yeah, I finally made a comic based on this character I have that I rotate around in my head quite often. I don't really get the chance to talk about him often, mainly because everything about him is more or less original (to me) and I just never really thought I would get the chance to really share any details about any of the many characters I hold pretty close to the chest. I came up with this comic a while ago and just recently finished it. I don't know if I'll ever really get the chance to get the story together and get it published like I want to, but at the very least I'll have introduced the basics of what I have in mind to somebody so I'll count that as a win!
For now I'll just dove a little bit deeper into the characters shown here and maybe a little bit of the overarching story and some details in the comic.
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Johnathan Murphy (One of these days I'll settle on how I'm supposed to spell your fucking name.)
So as one could hopefully tell, he's the main character. In a world inundated with monsters popping out of mysterious portals in late Victorian England (or around there I haven't figured out when exactly this takes place- but for now think Steampunk or Dieselpunk era) He becomes Valedictorian of the First class of the first ever academy for Monster hunting... and just barely gets a job because all the older, more experienced hunters do NOT trust the academy whatsoever due to being fairly stuck in their ways.
He lands in a "clan" made up of the oldest players in the game who's whole shtick is that they are so old and experienced at their job that they take on anything that seems remotely dangerous and then sees if they can make it "interesting"... WITHIN REASON OF COURSE. For now most of the story in my head is just a lot of monster fighting, but there is some sort of Eugenics B-plot running through the background for some reason that I have no idea where it came from.
Oh and I guess i should mention that hes a half troll. Made of actual granite. Brazilian Blue Granite to be specific. And yes hes actually half Brazilian on his mother's (full troll) side. His father is a Scottish ex-army doctor.
Bonus detail is that originally he wasn't going to have glasses, but then I saw a short talking about the history behind plastic green visors and how there is an older form of those that are the green glasses to the right and I thought they looked so stupid they looped back to being cool, so I tried to put them on John but I hated how they turned out so I turned them back into regular glasses. They are still green though and instead of normal glasses arms I gave them chains instead (like the pic on the left)
Gentry Bloodchild.
The other man in question. Not much to say about him other than they were academic rivals and hes about three years older than Jhon. They had a bitter rivalry that started when John won the Validictorian position that Gentry feels was stolen from him, and it lasted for a while until they beat the shit out of each other and John got to have a one-on-one talk with Gentry about how dedicating his academic years to getting that position actually almost killed his career and how hes envious of how Gentry got to make friends instead. Needless to say, Gentry walked away with a new point of view and a way to finally let go of his need for his shitty father's validation. (The father becomes plot relevant later)
His outfit was modeled after old high ranking military uniforms and he was SUPPOSED to look like a short and wirey little shit but somehow ended up with the thighs and ass thats SUPPOSED to go to John. When I figure out how to draw stick thin and pretentious people his design will change. Bonus fact hes actually a widow here despite being 26.
Yhtil NoLastName (I have yet to figure out one for her because reasons.)
The leader of the clan, John's mentor, and what I'm hoping for her to be his narrative foil as well. Whether that comes across or not is yet to be discovered. She is also a half troll like John but she's modeled after a type of rock formation called a Desert Rose, specifically like the picture shown below. (I actually own one of these rocks but its at my parents place rn so god only knows where its at ) She technically the oldest of the group, although I don't know at what age specifically- but its definitely in the 100s. (Trolls live long lives and sometimes that trait can be passed down to half trolls)
Going into this, I only had a vague idea of what she was supposed to look like and I had decided to draw her portrait first to help with that, but her looks ended up looking slightly different in the comic itself, although I'm sure its hard to tell at the size she is depicted at. I'm kinda going for a sexual dimorphism thing between male and female trolls (I know that's not really obvious since both trolls in this example are half human) but I'm still going back and forth on where to draw the line. So far I've been debating on having females have like... plant growth for hair but I'm still not sure. The main point I'm trying to make here is that the weird little half circles on her neck are the ridges of the rock formations and there's also a little cluster right on the top of her hair line on her right/our left side of her head but you can't really tell because I can't fucking shade that small.
She's got a brother nick-named King who's not really her brother, its more of a half Aunt-but-I'm-so-entangled-into-your-life-I'm-basically-your-sister-anyway kind of situation. I'm also not sure what nationality she is because I haven't looked up where you find these desert rose rocks, especially these chunky pink variations- most that I've seen online have rather thin ridges and look white which I found interesting- not the point. Basically I'm doing a thing where trolls wear their lineage on their sleeve like how I make Jhon half Brazilian. As far as her name is concerned, I just struggle to come up with names for characters in general. I mean , for fucks sake I named the main character JOHN and I only settled on Gentry's like... last month. All I knew was that I didn't want traditional troll names to sound like they're a part of any modern language so I turned to The King In Yellow since I figured eldritch words had to be the furthest thing from comprehensible that I could think of. That and she's got a pink and yellow color scheme. Her skin is also pink and textured like the rock she's molded after I should probably mention.... yeah, those aren't really freckles I just didn't know how else to express that.
The wizard swap meet is so dead with this heat wave. No one wants to go out and forage for dangerous mushrooms or dredge lakes for lost swords. I showed up with a crate of old art prints of sigils and I couldn’t get any lookers because everyone was just marveling at a sorcerer that enchanted a cow to dispense ice cold lemonade from its udders.
i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas
#what would you even do as an artist #if one day superman is just wearing a costume that is clearly your design #like superman was clearly looking at your deviantart #there is a chance that superman saw that art you drew of him kissing batman #why is he wearing the costume you designed #is he trying to send a message #is he saying that he really does smooch batman #did superman see your kryptosona #how much does he know
someone said they wanted to be able to reblog this with my horrible tags
no but like… do you sue him for using your designs? Do you politely ask him to stop using your designs? Do you ask him for license fees when the Superman merchandise adopts your design as well?
i am absolutely sure that he would find one with an artist’s comment/description that included “hey superman if you’re reading this feel free to use this anytime ok ;3″ and he would say “oh man that’s so thoughtful, thank you weedhorse69, I think I will” and like how do you explain in court that you, weedhorse69, did not intend for your statement to be any kind of contractual offer because you did not think he would ever find your public internet post with his name all over it
#people are reblogging the version of this without my final addition#offended that i would suggest clark kent wouldn’t credit the artist#missing what i consider to be the obvious facts of the matter#it’s probably a costume designed out of pure thirst too like#weedhorse69 is gonna keep his mouth shut because this way he gets to watch superman#running around town in a costume that really shows off his biceps and abs#he thought it looked summery#the league holds an intervention asking him to please stop wearing it#he does not stop no one can stop him#batman v superman II: clark please put on a real shirt
tumblr is garbage and likes to resize everything and readmores don’t work on mobile anyway so you all will just have to click through if you want to read weedhorse69′s chatlog screenshots
When will I see my wife, Jura Igarashi, in a swim suit. Devs stop being muscle girl phobic. Give me Jura in swim suit so I can drown my face in her boobs
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Yoshie at Emi: Leader of a Lesbian Magical Gundam Girl polyship going out of her way to induct a new member.
Fernando at Emi: A mix of "Hottest convenience store worker I ever met" meme and " me when my hot goth witch Ramen delivery driver asks me to do anything" meme.
When will I see my wife, Jura Igarashi, in a swim suit. Devs stop being muscle girl phobic. Give me Jura in swim suit so I can drown my face in her boobs
So I believe that during chapter 13 of kaiju no.8 the game, the entire build up of the chapter was Kafka overworking himself and his body in the dimensional gates right?
I think I know why 🤣🤣
So like the entire time he's saying things like "I have to do this." "I can't stop now" While he is VISIBLY hurting himself with the transition energy.
However, while this is happening, he is still keeping that positive go lucky attitude to his batch mates and friends to keep them motivated. This is where the lines "Now you're here I feel much more energetic!" From a lot of the other officers he talks to makes sense! He's trying to keep everyone motivated and on task in order to kill the vanguards.
I believe that the majority of Kafka's mindset being; he has to push himself to the brink. Is rooted in the fact he always pulls other down.
In every single chapter, he has been told to hold back and not transform unless told to do so. And letting the others protect him. This is where his insecurities lie! He can't let others do things for him because he feels like dead weight. He already knows the extent of his kaiju and how he had to prove himself. But he's still trying to show he can be helpful. This inevitably leads to his downfall and submitting to Kaiju A's will.
I also theorise this was apart of Kaiju A's plan all along! Banking on the fact Kafka would step in some way or another after witnessing his resistance to his power in Dubai. I'm not quite sure what Kaiju A was trying to do in Dubai. But it's DEFINITELY related to why he needs/takes him during chapter 13.
OKAY I'm done! Please feel free to share your opinion on the comments!
Ok so I think that next chapter will be a fight against Kafka turned Berserker mode. This or others will need to figure out how to pull him out of the other dimension.
I don't think Kafka was the target from the very start but he was definitely noticed and Dimensional Kaiju A (or DKA) included him in its plan to take over the next world. Probably bc the other kaiju (1, 2, 6 and the plant one) were before Kafka became 8 and we haven't seen 9 as a dimensional kaiju so DKA might not know of his existence until then. OR wasn't sure if he was there until the defeat of dimensional number 6.
I have a lil theory that DKA is actually a version of Meireki Kaiju that either absorbed either a kaiju with ability to travel dimensions or a combination of different absorbed kaiju might have resulted in this ability.
It might be interested in gaining more transitional energy and establishing new, permanent portals to new worlds is the key to it. Opening those 7 giant portals could have been a ploy to weaken the enemy since it seems to know of CLOZER (just being aware someone/something is resisting). I wouldn't be surprised it kinda figures that those pesky humans always try to push back and tiring them as much as possible is The Way.
Either way this definitely is leading to interesting possibility for chapter 14 and maybe even 15.
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earlier this week Twitter user ppuccin0 tweeted about a fashion article that advised against tops with large floral patterns, saying the wearer was in danger of looking like a "ロマンティックおばさん," or a "romantic auntie." the tweet went viral with many agreeing that a "romantic auntie" sounded like a very nice thing to aspire to be, and some even posted illustrations or photos tagged with the trend
illustration by Toyota Yuu (author of Cherry Magic)
illustration by 141shkw/Sora Midori (author of Beautiful Curse)
photos by Takinami Yukari (author of Motokare Mania and Watashi-tachi wa Mutsuu Ren'ai ga Shitai or "We Want A Painless Romance")
illustration by m:m (mangaka of Matataki no End Roll)
illustration by ooinuai (mangaka of Onikui Kitan)
illustration by ma2 (mangaka of The Reason We Fall In Love)
One thing I've noticed among the different Cinderella adaptations is that the feistier, stronger-willed Cinderellas tend to have a community of supportive friends. In Three Wishes for Cinderella, there's a whole staff of other servants who are also abused by the Stepmother and who are sympathetic surrogate family to Cinderella; the same is true in the 2011 Sechs auf einen Streich version. Danielle in Ever After likewise has the three elderly servants and her lower-class friend Gustave. In the musical A Tale of Cinderella, Angelina has her loving father Paolo (even if he is trapped in a love spell by his nasty wife) and her loving, feisty grandmother La Stella (who is also her fairy godmother). And Disney's animated Cinderella, who may be sweet and gentle but has a definite core of steel, has all her animal friends, in particular the mice, who more-or-less count as people because they can talk.
By contrast, the more delicate, fragile Cinderellas tend to be the isolated ones, who are all alone with the stepfamily (and sometimes a weak-willed father too). These include the obvious examples, like Angelina in La Cenerentola, Yanina Zhejmo in the 1947 Russian film, or Lesley Ann Warren and Brandy in their respective Rodgers and Hammerstein versions (with the latter's character arc revolving around gaining new courage and self-esteem). But I would also include Leslie Caron's Ella in The Glass Slipper: even though she's hot-tempered, she's very vulnerable too, and she's one of the most isolated of all Cinderellas, since the townspeople disdain her.
This pattern makes perfect sense. The same type of abuse will have a different effect on a person who has a supportive group to turn to than on a person who's alone in the world except for their abusers.
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